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Prof_Pretorius
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03 Jan 2007, 12:35 pm

LOL, shadexiii, never thought of them as MIB in disguise ! !! !

(While they're spouting JW nonsense, they're actually monitoring you and the contents of yer house!! !)


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03 Jan 2007, 12:50 pm

Prof_Pretorius wrote:
LOL, shadexiii, never thought of them as MIB in disguise ! !! !

(While they're spouting JW nonsense, they're actually monitoring you and the contents of yer house!! !)


Well, I was less than sober, I admit that, but they gave the "cop knock," and they were guys in real clean looking, matching outfits that were black and white. Looked pretty "official." I never thought I'd be relieved to have mormons at my door until that happened.



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05 Jan 2007, 1:41 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:
I'm socialily phobic and hate when anybody comes to my door. At work some JW's
tried to get me to take some literature from them. They usually want you to make a small donation to. Not sure what I did. Anyway I did find it kinda interesting how they
said in the new world after Christ returns even wild animals will live in peace. Like Tigers stop attacking zebras. Thats the way I would want it where the evolutionary
dog eat dog world is destroyed and replaced. But I'm an atheist and know evolution
is all there is.


Tigers can't attack zebras anyway. Tigers live in Asia while zebras are in Africa. Another reson I will never ever talk to a JW. If someone gets their animal facts mixed up it can get me upset for weeks.

I've only had a JW come to the house once and I was a little kid. If they come now this is what I plan to do: If I even answer. I will tell them... "Take your literature and your religion and get lost!" then slam the door on them. If they presit and refuse to leave I tell them I will call the cops... And I will. My neighbor is a cop.



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05 Jan 2007, 2:47 pm

This is telling -

I thought that this would be an appropriate question to ask Jesus. So I asked, "What should we do when Jehovah's Witnesses come to the door?" He replied "Resist the Devil!"

So I guess that those of us who have sent them on their way are not mean - we are just the true believers!



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05 Jan 2007, 3:01 pm

Feed them raw Hamburgers and watch them die. :twisted:



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05 Jan 2007, 3:02 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Feed them raw Hamburgers and watch them die. :twisted:


That's pretty mean... I'd double check with Jesus if he is OK with that...



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20 Jan 2007, 5:35 pm

i would sit them down in front of the computer and make them read this website: http://www.talkorigins.org/


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20 Jan 2007, 5:51 pm

Nice site



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20 Jan 2007, 5:59 pm

The worst thing I've ever done was that I ran outside and said "God, Smite ME!! !".

The second time around, I read to them a story about Ed.



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20 Jan 2007, 6:03 pm

I once flipped off the the sky in the company of JW's and said something that sounds particularly like Eric Cartman, needless to say the JW's turned white.