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25 Feb 2007, 3:33 pm

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I wish that I had a Predator tank.

Granted, but it's already occupied. the Space marines inside shoot you, and you explode into
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25 Feb 2007, 3:36 pm

I want to turn China into a republic.



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25 Feb 2007, 4:02 pm

Granted, they vote to have a nuclear war.



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25 Feb 2007, 4:03 pm

I want to go to PetsMart to get more crickets for Rory the Spider.



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25 Feb 2007, 4:26 pm

You get them, but the crickets weaken Rory and make your spider much more STOMPable.



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25 Feb 2007, 4:51 pm

I'd like to have roast chicken.



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25 Feb 2007, 4:52 pm

You can't have one Roast Chicken, so I give you three.



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25 Feb 2007, 5:47 pm

I wish that I had terminator armour.


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25 Feb 2007, 7:34 pm

So you shall; but you will be a full cyborg, with someone else controlling your brain and issuing you commands.

I wish I could read all ancient languages.



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25 Feb 2007, 7:36 pm

Very well, but you cannot speak English anymore.


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25 Feb 2007, 7:39 pm

You can, but you disintigrate after the 14th time you phase out.



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25 Feb 2007, 7:48 pm

I'd like to go down the pub and drink as much ale as I like with no ill effects.



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25 Feb 2007, 7:53 pm

But you find that you no longer enjoy ale.

I'd like to have my own rally team.


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25 Feb 2007, 7:56 pm

OK, but all your cars crash into the nearest wall.

I'd like to go to the Isle of Man again soon.



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25 Feb 2007, 7:57 pm

Okay, but you find that you aren't a team player.



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25 Feb 2007, 7:59 pm

Tequila wrote:
OK, but all your cars crash into the nearest wall.

I'd like to go to the Isle of Man again soon.


The saddest part is... it probably would happen like that!

Oh, and you find your favorite pub burned down.


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