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15 Oct 2015, 3:39 pm

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

A: It barked with de-light!


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15 Oct 2015, 7:27 pm

Where do tics come from?

Clocks



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15 Oct 2015, 7:48 pm

What do you get when you put The Kinks and The Beatles together?

Apple Pie

The Beatles were on Apple for a while and The Kinks were on PYE in the beginning.


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15 Oct 2015, 8:10 pm

(You need to speak Tagalog for this one.)

Q: Why are Filipinos afraid of the ocean?

A: Because it is tubig!



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16 Oct 2015, 2:43 pm

Did you hear about the cookout a father had for his daughter's dolls?

It was a Barbie-Q!


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16 Oct 2015, 7:06 pm

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17 Oct 2015, 2:03 pm

How is that job making that tunnel?

It is real boring work.



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19 Oct 2015, 1:16 am

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
Because it's a little meteor.



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20 Oct 2015, 2:50 pm

What do you get if you cross a fridge with a radio?

Cool music!


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20 Oct 2015, 5:16 pm

Where do blooming plants sleep?

In a flower bed.



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20 Oct 2015, 11:51 pm

Did you hear about the hippie who hired the lady to dirty?


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21 Oct 2015, 1:39 pm

How does Mario predict the future?
He uses a Luigi board.



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21 Oct 2015, 3:10 pm

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.


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21 Oct 2015, 3:14 pm

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

Because he was too far out, man


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22 Oct 2015, 2:19 pm

What salad topping pours out the fastest?

Russian dressing.



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22 Oct 2015, 4:07 pm

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’


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