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Did the Earth form on a Monday?

Does everyone have a box each in their bank where their money gets stored?

I took my cat to the vets today, turns out that cats have a bumhole they poop out of, not out of the end of their tails....

There *is* a cure for the common cold! I took this homeopathic remedy I saw on the internet, and in only 7-10 days, I was better.

If sheep eat their wool would they make double coats?

If spider web stronger than steel why can we pass trough them?

Why can't you stop being sad?

If we don't see air, do fishes see water?

If I was to fart in the space vacuum, would it smell?

why don't you wear two shirts or two pair of socks when you're cold?

Will you join the skeleton war?

"If you did your best, you could've done better"

"making kids is the sole purpose of a woman"

"Stop being yourself"

I wish I lived before Isaac Newton discovered gravity, I've always wanted to see what it's like to have everything floating around and people floating around...

I have a proof that seeing into the future is possible.

Before christ people counted the years backwards, wich implies they knew when Christ was gooing to be born.

If you want to decide how much to pay for a receipt, flip a coin because good luck comes in threes and bad luck is free from paper cuts.

If I stare at the sun for so long, will I gain heat vision?

If I stick carrots in my eyes, will I be able to see farther away?

Why do people bother to wash bath towels?

People say they love watching DVDs, but I find it mind-numbingly boring staring at a silvery circle with a hole in the middle. Why do people watch DVDs anyway? So the DVDs don't run away?

"I almost passed out from the heat when I was repainting the living room because I wore my fur coat over my down-filled coat."
"Why in the world were you wearing them?"
"Because the instructions on the can of paint said 'for best results, use two coats'."

I'd hate to have lived before the 70's, because everything was black and white, even people were! My mum and dad aren't black and white now, so everything must have gained colour before I was born. Don't believe me? Then take a look at old photographs.

if tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

If olive oil is made from olives, then what's baby oil made of?

If you're a pre-op Transman and you speak with an English accent, does everybody expect you to want to be a princess?