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Drink up me boyos and let ye blood run rum, as be I tells ya the tale of the curs-ed sea-beast known as 'Sea-Monkeys'

Ye feed the little beasties in the deep and avast: they be growin' and swellin' inside like a rattlin bag on spanish gol'. The devilishly damned monsters taste nice in a stew or a broth or black oil sump.

But beward the curs-ed creatures for they be havin' eyes in the back of their eyes...

A rum and coke anyone? Anyone?

Arrrh!
Weigh anchor! They be on to us!

http://www.icc-ccs.org/prc/piracyreport.php

(mad jack stumbles to the main mast and leans against it)

Flee....or.....fight.......boys.......(slides down, snoring)

hmmm. this be serious. maybe i'll be a-takin' off the sleepy spell fromol' Mad Jack - might be that i'll be a-needin' of 'is services...

/me waves hook at Mad Jack...

Arrrrh!
What's that?

(jumps to feet & draws sword)

If yer lookin fer a fight boys, ye foun' one!

Arrh! Scourge of the deep, Sea Monkeys.... an' be they n’ mar than wee bit o’ lil’ buggers - hellish minions be they indeed.

Shiver me timbers if’n I dunt ‘av a link that be talkin’ bout em along with what be their scurvy relations;

http://www.stauffercom.com/chupacabra.html

Aye tis me that owned such scurvy wee devils til I tired of em an’ flushed em down ta Davey Jones Locker! Right nasty lil’ buggers be they! Arrh!

you what?

::stepping out of pirate-mode::

Ahem, I had some Sea Monkeys once and when I got tired of them, I flushed them down the toilet.

/me falls off chair laughing!

monastic, ye be a harrrrrd woman, so ye be. welcome aboard, me hearty! ye'll be among good company, if ye be doin' that sort o' thing... hop alongside o' me, me darlin'!

arrrrrr!

War be these sea monkeys?

Mad Jack be hungry arter 'is nap!

Mermaids for sale! Come an' get 'em! Getcher mermaids right here now! Two fer a Spanish dubloon! Get 'em while they're wet! Mermaids!

Herm... sorry for the unintentional sexual inuendo about the wet mermaids.

(They're still on sale though and they are drying up fast.)

Urrrrh, be those mermaids good fer roastin', fryin', er boilin'?

AVAST, YE PIRATE TYPES!
Time to deck out the ship for all 'allows eve!
War be ther skellytons?

War be the wenches in their witchy costumes?

Belly up to the bar boys! Root beer fer all, an' then we're off to sail the haunted seas!

i be 'ere, a witch in a wenchy costume - any good, mad jack?

arrrr!

And Oi still 'ave the mermaids! Arrrrrrrrr...

(They're on clearance.)