Extra Terrestrial Appreciation thread

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You're in.. now let's run down the street with big signs with hemp leafs on them..

The thing i don't get is, is why the governments are so against it, mass hemp production worldwide is the only way our species can sustain it's self efficiently. What does anyone gain from creating and sustaining a civilisation that will only end in self destruction? Unless their all religious nuts or something. I got a theory about how most governments are religious, and how religions teach that the apocalypse is a good thing. I wont go into as it should be fairly self explanatory by now.

Yes, it's called the Illuminati.. they've ruled our planet for at least centuries, or if you're like me then you think since the beginning of civilization, because they've been traced back to the egyptian times.. we don't know about life before civilization really. there's a big gap that's kept secret from us. The main religion of the Illuminati is somewhat of a mystery but a lot of things that they do are very very religious based.. they are actually trying to evolve the human species using technology.. they are taking Hitler a step further, instead of weeding out half the population, they are just evolving people.. they have changed their religion at the top and that's what this New World Order stuff is about..

Yes, Hemp would be the answer, which is why they were terrified of what happened in the 60's and are working harder than ever to prevent that from happening again.. and look what they did?.. people are too scared to even try it.

If that's what their trying to do then their doing a pretty sh***y job at it.

I rememer seeing odd blinking lights briefly when I was a child. I was looking out the big picture window when I saw what looked like three big lights that remind me alot of headlights of a car in their shape. It was only there a brief few seconds and then gone.

And I do believe it is connected to the demonic. I hadn't thought that till the past few years. In story after story people that experienced aliens and those that experienced demons gave almost identical descriptions. Also they describe both creatures giving off a hideous smell that one person compared to that of burning rubber and another said it was like the stench of rotten eggs. Ewww if they don't freak you out it seems you could die by smelling the putrid stench they give off.

Hey and I do have a question about cattle mutilations. From what I've read there are many cases out in the western states where ranchers loose a good deal of money, because these cattle are disected, drained of their blood and then the carcass is thrown out. I understand these poor creatures leftovers are found embedded in the ground as dropped from a fair height to twisted in treetops. Anyone in that area know what I'm describing? I read about it recently looking up another topic on the web.

Pookster ducks in prepartation for all the shots that will be fired at her

In the middle of cattle country here. Yes, you do every once in while hear something strange, about the blood being drained of them and carcasses being dismembered in strange ways, and some partially im-bedded in the ground in the middle of a sort of impact zone/crater. Splat. Although the tree thing is one I haven't heard before. I've never seen this mind you.

I haven't heard anything like that in years though. There was more of it in the mid 90's I guess.

Most ranchers just scratch the back of their neck, say "weird", and tell the story in the bar for a few nights. (Which is where I get most of my accounts of this, so consider the source.)

Most people think it's kids, or Satanic cults, although they would have to go to a lot of trouble with the cow-throwing-catapult-thingy though. (Cow-tapult? Sorry. Had to, before someone else did. ) But there isn't a lot to do out here... Yah never know I guess.

^That's interesting, I've never heard about the "cows in trees" thing. Someone would have to go through alot of trouble to do that.

Yeah. Trying to figure out the physics behind hurling 1000+lbs of bovine is probably very interesting. I think I would rather go get drunk though. Just me maybe. Takes all kinds.

^Also, how many times would you have to throw it before it would actually get stuck in the tree?

This calls for an experiment.

For science.

^Contact the Mythbusters, they might actually try it.

I suppose if you pick the right tree... Or better yet a stand of trees... Yah know, something really sturdy. Like big old cottonwoods, or maybe oaks, or those really big, gnarly, pine trees. Something kinda dead at the top so the big ones would maybe snap off and spear the cow... and I'm thinkin' waaayyy too much about this. I'm gonna go have a beer. This'll go alot better with alcohol.

^I'm on my second beer right now. Cow flinging and beer, what could be better?

Yes. But then the more important question is how do we get it down again for the bar-b-que?

I'm guessing at least two tries. Probably 3 by the way.

Cow flinging? Possibly, a new olympic event?

Ahh... The animal rights people would be all over it sapping the fun.

Unless...

There was a freak accident with the cow flinger, and the trajectory got "mis-calculated" and...

Well... I'm just sayin'. Accidents happen...

*looks at the sky and whistles*