TenPencePiece
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11 Mar 2012, 3:04 pm
Guaranteed not to acquire Artificial Insanity before 1000 floating point operations!
It offers:
* Computing power rivaled only by HAL 9000, GLaDOS, Friend Computer, and the total processing power of [insert world power here] and [insert world power here]
* A powerful variable frequency laser capable of releasing up to 1e33J worth of light
* Chambers for experiments on large organisms
* Self-defense via mechanical, chemical, and biological means
* Perfect sanity for the first 1000 floating point operations
* A live dead cat
Remember, everyone, the future is here!
We at Interstice Integrated cannot be held responsible for any damages or extinctions or mass extinctions caused by the choices of the iNEPT. We also cannot be held responsible for any insanity on the part of the computer because it is known that reality itself is even more insane than any computer can be.
Thank you for choosing Interstice Integrated once again and have a vice day.
(You had to get rid of the "s" in "https" for the image to show up.)
11 Mar 2012, 4:33 pm
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11 Mar 2012, 5:40 pm
My mind is blown once again. Technology continues to advance! 
MakaylaTheAspie
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MakaylaTheAspie
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11 Mar 2012, 5:56 pm
11 Mar 2012, 6:00 pm
It will indeed. 
iNEPT has the ability to disintegrate a roughly earth-sized planet.
11 Mar 2012, 6:04 pm
Starting to wonder if this has anything to do with all the earthquakes and floods and tornadoes popping up all over......
Sylkat
11 Mar 2012, 6:09 pm
All it does is clean. What harm could come of that? 
