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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
how would you know, your wolfish howling storm, obsessed with that stinky cheese on the Moon?
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
it's cause we all know your knobbly toe-claws are always the same color as your face.
Your beard is knobbly!
even the hairs on your pimples have pimples!
Even the hairs on your nipples have beard!
wat?!?! ive heard of rude but that's just uncouth!! you're the most uncouthist person on WP!! !! !
i aim to please dear terribly bearded Sir with terribly bearded beard, and terribly bearded nipples with terribly bearded beard!
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
You are certainly possessed with nipples and beards.
you have neither.
get off the damn computer already..
..... and grow beard!
how bout you grow...period.
OK, it's a deal, I'll grow a beard! Even Santa will be envious of me, you Santa impersonator
Spiderpig Veteran
Joined: 14 Apr 2013Gender: MalePosts: 7,893
You truly have an upside-down worldview.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
You have no arms or legs.
YOu have no tail and no trunk, so what kind of elephant are you?