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i shaved today completely. ha ha.

nylon huh, you probably wouldn't be able to supply an entire impoverished Siberian town with fuzzy beard coats as warm as mine, if you had the mind to keep the keratin!

pfft - everyone knows nylon beats keratin in every way since it has triple ability attached - so one can choose it to be either very lustrous, semilustrous or dull. And keratin comes only with the dull option, you keratin bearded Jewish Mexican

did you read that in the "tome of facts for gullible ones"?
you only THINK beard isn't lustrous cause you haven't brought out the shine in yours.

i blame your diet you vertically impaired Croat-rack!

This vertically impaired Croat still beats you in every way beard-wise and when I start sporting a moustache, you and your keratin based furriness can hide somewhere else where people accept beard-impaired furdos.

Still discussing beards are we? You should have realised that moustaches are superior in every way by now.

You speak like you're having a beard envy

we could always buy beard supplements at the corner store.

i bet you used them too you PHONY!

pfft - I have a pure vinyl beard! you furry rascal with a mishaped vision.

You gave your beard to your mom last night.

Mutton chops are much more impressive.

one of the strangest ways to spell "fu manchu" that i've seen.

Providing a bottle of Nair to jump this thread to less hirsute avenues.....

Is that a snowman with a red moustache you have there, you fallen Hokusai impersonator???

no, they're big red lips ready for loooots of smooches. you don't get any.

pfft as if i want to smooch a snowman anyway, you unprofessional banjo player!

at least i can find the strings!!
you were racking your brain all last night trying to find them. and then you were handed the banjo.