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AhuraMazda
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30 Jan 2016, 9:18 pm

I support donald trump for preside...bleh, cant even lie about that one. ok, blatant lie...I hate pokemon and love toddlers and tiaras and honey boo boo and say yes to the dress and duck dynasty. ok even lying about that one unsettled my stomach a bit

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30 Jan 2016, 9:33 pm

I would marry The Rump and he'd marry me :alien: :smurf:

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31 Jan 2016, 1:12 am

I'm stone cold sober.

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31 Jan 2016, 1:21 am

i have a block of unobtanium that i now am using to fabricate a key part of a warp drive.

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31 Jan 2016, 1:25 am

I always.
Type.
In paragraphs.

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31 Jan 2016, 2:28 am

I got in my WABAC machine and travelled back to January 16, 1938, at Carnegie hall, and brought along a portable digital audio recorder, and recorded the benny goodman allstar jazz concert in high-fidelity sound. CD to follow.

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31 Jan 2016, 2:59 pm

I think graffiti is beautiful and I wish my town had more of it.

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31 Jan 2016, 3:03 pm

NASA has announced that an ET race has given it warp technology, planetary exchanges to follow.

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31 Jan 2016, 4:09 pm

You will only ever come across lovely, kind-hearted people on the internet, all of whom are well worth your free time.

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31 Jan 2016, 4:15 pm

all chocolate comes from septic systems.

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31 Jan 2016, 4:46 pm

Catlover5 wrote:

You will only ever come across lovely, kind-hearted people on the internet, all of whom are well worth your free time.

They are called spammers and trolls.

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31 Jan 2016, 5:05 pm

spammers are edible, just sprinkle on some pepper and garlic, fry in a skillet, yum :chef:

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31 Jan 2016, 5:06 pm

Trolls you can eat with butter and salt.

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31 Jan 2016, 5:07 pm

boiled, broiled, baked and fried, steams and scalded also :chef:

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31 Jan 2016, 5:08 pm

Frozen and thawed, too.

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31 Jan 2016, 5:34 pm

minced, julienned and diced :chef: in olive oil or butter.

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