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04 Jan 2022, 1:58 pm

chicken wire, twisted
imprints on greasy hands
custard without tarts

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04 Jan 2022, 2:06 pm

complicated fates
isabellas dire straits
requires assistance
coronavirus persistence
endearing joyous traits
vampiric lawyers awaits
leaving her with a unkind pittance
because she granted the wrong kind admittance

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04 Jan 2022, 2:08 pm

PMSL

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04 Jan 2022, 2:12 pm

A fraction too much friction
Icy blasts from a broken flue
Blurry eyes from Dropbox fiction
Sludgy shakers and dripping dew
Chorus of the cat's dawn call
Windows stilled with aural plugs
Slate weeps gently in the hall
Orson winks and Atlas shrugs

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04 Jan 2022, 2:15 pm

Pretty little thing
Makes me smile
Silly little thing
Laughs for awhile

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04 Jan 2022, 2:18 pm

Well sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail -
- what'd I say?

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04 Jan 2022, 2:19 pm

skillets and skirmishes
hair ties gone amok
like bungee cords to the past
tingling toenails and
water balloons, always
a little too full for me
straps like spaghetti
watching and waiting
8 - S - 4
and a squeeze for good luck

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04 Jan 2022, 2:25 pm

Ode to Bruce

Bruce, you furry bastard
Quit mewing like a bird
Your bowl is full, your water fresh
Must you be absurd?

Brewster McFurr, the cat with the purr
All night you've been on the hunt
Licking toads to your heart's content
Now settle down, you c**t!

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04 Jan 2022, 2:26 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

8 - S - 4
and a squeeze for good luck

I don't know what that last part means..is that like a bra size or something?...squeeze for good luck...hmmnn

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04 Jan 2022, 2:42 pm

An Ode to All Things Rolly

As day draws nigh I hear him rolling
Tossing by the southern sea
His mind it wanders always calling
Knowing it is near to me

Although our paths diverge and vary
These thoughts bring yet a solstice bright
Our tumbling, turning hearts are merry
As fondness stirs the cold dark night

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04 Jan 2022, 2:49 pm

I mean, there was ample room for interpretation.....balloons......a little too full .....straps..... squeeze...maybe you could understand why i got that impression lol ...or am I reaching.

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04 Jan 2022, 2:49 pm

Annoying when googling a colloquialism just throws up pages of sexual content.
There's an Aussie saying "thumb up my bum" which is heard ocassionally but I can't remember what it means exactly.
It's like "minding my own business" afaik

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04 Jan 2022, 2:54 pm

Raleigh wrote:

And yet Google only returns pictures of actual bums with things in them?

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04 Jan 2022, 2:55 pm

Will Rolly be a new addition?
Mind calculates the amount of trays.
Says
Nope!

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04 Jan 2022, 2:56 pm

In England we have a phrase, "pull your finger out " I dare not google image search that.

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04 Jan 2022, 2:56 pm

^^^ also used as an insult to suggest that you are not working when you should be "Stop standing around with your thumb up your butt and do some work Doberdoofus"

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