violentcloud wrote:
I confess that the person in the room next to mine was shagging REALLY loudly (damn short people, she sounds like someone assaulting one of The Chimpunks), so me and one of my other housemates went upstairs to the kitchen and threw moldy yoghurt all over her window. And then when she came upstairs, we impersonated the noises and burst out laughing. Now she's at it again. I'm thinking of filling several condoms with egg whites and stapling them to her door.

before that,film the wall,with good audio,post it on utube & pm me the link
the next time they do 'it'
I confess that I am eating a lot of beetroot regularly,mainly for the betaine
Quote:
Beetroots are rich in the nutrient betaine. Betaine supplements, manufactured as a byproduct of sugar beet processing, are prescribed to lower potentially toxic levels of homocysteine (Hcy), a naturally occurring amino acid that can be harmful to blood vessels thereby contributing to the development of heart disease, stroke, and peripheral vascular disease
Beets, like kale, spinach, carrots and turnips, can be a source of nitrates and should not be fed to infants under 6 months of age.
Wikipedia
I confess that the 'end result' is hilarious
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