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KyleTheGhost Veteran
Joined: 29 Jul 2008Age: 39Gender: FemalePosts: 70,268Location: Wisconsin
^You enjoy spam. Guess what? That spam from earlier really is gone. I'm sure you are upset.
Catlover5 Veteran
Joined: 9 May 2015Age: 27Gender: MalePosts: 5,199Location: Norfolk, UK
I am. I wanted to message them because I have a big problem: too many girls swooning over me. I needed them to do a spell to revoke the magic.
kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
Women and girls are absolutely at my beck and call.
Ice is hot and fire is cold.
TheAP Veteran
Joined: 28 Dec 2014Age: 27Gender: FemalePosts: 20,314Location: Canada
Greenland is named that because it's so green.
Iceland is made of ice.
Chile is very cold all the time.
Russia is always very hot.
Turkey is a good place to look for your Thanksgiving dinner.
Canada is full of cans.
In Hungary, people's stomach's growl all the time.
In Russia, people are always in a hurry.
In Holland, everybody lives in a Nether Land.
In Finland, everyone is a fish.
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 76,346Location: Portland, Oregon
All Australians are either kangaroos or koalas.
naturalplastic Veteran
Joined: 26 Aug 2010Age: 71Gender: MalePosts: 35,189Location: temperate zone
And...all Australians have velcro on the bottom of their shoes so they don't fall off...you know...the bottom of the Earth where they live.