Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Random Discussion

Post a blatant lie

Page 725 of 1238 [ 19796 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 722, 723, 724, 725, 726, 727, 728 ... 1238  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

KyleTheGhost
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Jul 2008
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 70,268
Location: Wisconsin

23 Feb 2016, 3:23 am

I am sleeping. Can't stay awake.


_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.


Noura4eva
Toucan
Toucan

Joined: 3 Feb 2016
Age: 57
Gender: Female
Posts: 251
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

23 Feb 2016, 7:15 am

I pick my nose so much that the top of my head has caved in.



AnonymousAnonymous
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 76,346
Location: Portland, Oregon

23 Feb 2016, 4:31 pm

I love having bad dreams.


_________________
Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!


KyleTheGhost
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Jul 2008
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 70,268
Location: Wisconsin

23 Feb 2016, 5:03 pm

I love having trouble sleeping.


_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.


Noura4eva
Toucan
Toucan

Joined: 3 Feb 2016
Age: 57
Gender: Female
Posts: 251
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

24 Feb 2016, 8:35 am

KyleTheGhost ate my homework



Catlover5
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 May 2015
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,199
Location: Norfolk, UK

24 Feb 2016, 9:26 am

I had a terrible day today.



KyleTheGhost
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Jul 2008
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 70,268
Location: Wisconsin

24 Feb 2016, 9:34 am

Noura4eva wrote:
KyleTheGhost ate my homework


I made it disappear.


_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.


Rockymntchris
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 28 Dec 2015
Age: 63
Posts: 398
Location: Front Range of the Rockies

24 Feb 2016, 2:09 pm

Yesterday way payday, so now I've got lots of money to blow today.


_________________
"Small talk is for small minds."
ND score 125/200, NT score 93/200, sober MBTI type: INFJ, drunk: ENTJ.
http://c1.staticflickr.com/1/719/217323 ... 1f75_m.jpg


LocksAndLiqueur
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

User avatar

Joined: 29 May 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 160
Location: Yam hill County, Oregon

24 Feb 2016, 2:18 pm

Toast only falls with the butter side down. It's for this reason that if you don't put anything on your toast, it can float in the air as if suspended in zero gravity.



Rockymntchris
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 28 Dec 2015
Age: 63
Posts: 398
Location: Front Range of the Rockies

24 Feb 2016, 2:51 pm

I "toasted" the Broncos SB50 win by eating buttered toast at the bar. Who needs touchdown shots anyway?


_________________
"Small talk is for small minds."
ND score 125/200, NT score 93/200, sober MBTI type: INFJ, drunk: ENTJ.
http://c1.staticflickr.com/1/719/217323 ... 1f75_m.jpg


KyleTheGhost
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Jul 2008
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 70,268
Location: Wisconsin

24 Feb 2016, 4:39 pm

I have the very first car ever built.


_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.


AnonymousAnonymous
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 76,346
Location: Portland, Oregon

24 Feb 2016, 7:15 pm

I invented Portland's light rail system.


_________________
Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!


Rockymntchris
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 28 Dec 2015
Age: 63
Posts: 398
Location: Front Range of the Rockies

25 Feb 2016, 4:35 am

I mixed up the first batch of Portland cement and set one of those fancy schmancy four way drinking fountains in it.
Image


_________________
"Small talk is for small minds."
ND score 125/200, NT score 93/200, sober MBTI type: INFJ, drunk: ENTJ.
http://c1.staticflickr.com/1/719/217323 ... 1f75_m.jpg


KyleTheGhost
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Jul 2008
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 70,268
Location: Wisconsin

25 Feb 2016, 5:07 am

My age is should not be listed as 29. It should still be listed as 28.


_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.


Catlover5
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 May 2015
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,199
Location: Norfolk, UK

25 Feb 2016, 11:08 am

^ Forget that. You're 30.



kraftiekortie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Feb 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 87,510
Location: Queens, NYC

25 Feb 2016, 11:14 am

I'm 30 years old