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04 Jul 2011, 4:37 pm

he's a bad mutha.. but can be quite nice, sometimes. :)



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04 Jul 2011, 5:54 pm

I expect he probably would make a bad mother, what with all the other people he has to protect in Japan and Strood. I don't suppose he'll have much time for children on top of all that.


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04 Jul 2011, 5:57 pm

Plus he's male, and males can't be "mothers" technically...


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04 Jul 2011, 6:08 pm

Unless they are Syngnathidae, or Rabbitearsian. but you're right in certain aspects, as the male only "mothers" during the gestation period. After that, Seahorses, Pipe Fish, and Rabbitearsians alike, become the Father.


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04 Jul 2011, 6:16 pm

Thank you for that useful piece of information. And I have just realised that yes, you are indeed a male mother.


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04 Jul 2011, 6:26 pm

rabbitears wrote:
I expect he probably would make a bad mother, what with all the other people he has to protect in Japan and Strood. I don't suppose he'll have much time for children on top of all that.


oh now everyone's a literal aspie... :lol:



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05 Jul 2011, 5:33 am

Nah, just a pedantic theoretical thorn, or prick, in your side, Fudo, whichever you want to call me.


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05 Jul 2011, 7:39 am

For a small fee I could call you "Enid" for one week. No refunds.


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05 Jul 2011, 11:50 am

What would the fee amount too?


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05 Jul 2011, 2:14 pm

Hmm. It's probably Oreo-based. Say, two packets?


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05 Jul 2011, 2:20 pm

Okay I'll let you go out and buy 2 packets.

Deal?


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05 Jul 2011, 2:23 pm

And then cornflake give those packets TO MEEE!! !! !!


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05 Jul 2011, 2:30 pm

You have your own. Greedy thing.... Poor Cornflake doesn't know of the delights of all the varieties of Oreos. He needs the experience!


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05 Jul 2011, 2:35 pm

rabbitears wrote:
Okay I'll let you go out and buy 2 packets.

Deal?
:roll: Oivey. You want me to pay myself for providing the valuable service of calling you "Enid" for one week, already my life?


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05 Jul 2011, 2:37 pm

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And then cornflake give those packets TO MEEE!! !! !!
Hah. No chance.
Well, maybe a small chance if enough white chocolate was waved around...


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05 Jul 2011, 2:40 pm

Cornflake wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
Okay I'll let you go out and buy 2 packets.

Deal?
:roll: Oivey. You want me to pay myself for providing the valuable service of calling you "Enid" for one week, already my life?


I suppose you are putting yourself out quite a bit....

I suppose you should just buy the 1 pack to save yourself some hassle.


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