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Don't try to do chores, when it's hot. You'll pass out.

Yeah, Frank Sinatra was on line three, and baby he wasn't crooning...

Ya know, back in the early 70's when I was producing The Godfather films, I had a whirpool bath installed in my trailer that I'd fill with apple juice every day. You have any idea what Diane Keaton's p**** tastes like when it's soaked in apple juice all day?

The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic. I had four rubik's cubes jammed up there one day in a bet with Brian Dennehy, when a heroin-crazed Rodney Allen Rippy burst into my trailer, and punched me right in the solar plexus. I shat out all four cubes and damned if they didn't emerge solved. Shove 'em up there again, Dennehy, I'll try to just solve the reds!

Tom Wopat loved the three F's: Food, Fun, and Fisting. We took Gil Gerard out in my cigarette boat Memorial Day weekend 1978 and I swear to you; for those sweet, savage 72 hours, he turned that poor man into his personal finger puppet. His screams of agony alerted the coast guard, and I pointed the prow of that fiberglass beauty out into international waters. Quit your bellyachin, Buck Rogers, it's just a diver's watch!

Angie Dickinson could suck the sorrow off a recent widow. She had my trouser snake buried tonsil-depth when a heroin-crazed Brian Dennehy burst into my trailer and punched me right into the solar plexus. I ejaculated my central nervous system and she lit up like a pinball machine at Binion's. Suck my nob police woman!

Loretta Swit had a bush you could hide a vcr in......are we stiill recording?!



(I love Patton Oswalt)

Man, I thought I was the ugliest creature back when I was 16, but I just found some old pictures, and shoot, I was pretty.

I don't want to write program notes. It's absolute music; all the information about it is contained in the music itself.

Oink, I have a sore knee and a spot/pimple on my nose at present.

Oh well....

I also hate Summer. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. It's too hot and bright for my liking. I prefer the rain, mist and fog.

I'm off to work, now. Off to the real world, where I have to be one of them, instead of Mick Avory - which is a fancy euphemism for being myself. The more words I type in this thread, the harder it will be for me to exit, and be one of them. What the heck...I'll wear the Kinks logo to work.

Stupid summer stupid heat stupid sun.

Helloween is turning out to be a wonderful band, to listen to.

i shot the sun when i was 15 with a 303 rifle with a 270 cartridge,
nothing happened so i shot it again.
it did not flinch, the bastard.

i am not happy with the sun.

Yes, the newest natural wonder of the North Amercan continent ladies and gents, BP responsible for a major oil spill that will have after affects for decades to come..

It's definitly going to f**k up the food chain in that area of the world.


Yes, Monkey for I have territorial residence in one of the many places that is currently being affected by all of this..