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06 Jan 2015, 4:03 pm

Thinks that the Hapsburg Chin is an attractive facial feature, and wishes that his own looked like that.


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06 Jan 2015, 6:03 pm

Who are you to dictate what anyone else finds attractive!


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07 Jan 2015, 12:26 am

who are you to tell me i should grow a beer belly? 8O


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07 Jan 2015, 2:46 am

You should grow a pony tail on your beer belly actually :P



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07 Jan 2015, 6:13 am

Locks of Love does not accept belly hair. How many times must they tell you?!? :shameonyou:



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07 Jan 2015, 10:31 am

You seem to be growing Locks of Love in your nose :P



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07 Jan 2015, 10:32 am

You smell like wet dog



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07 Jan 2015, 10:38 am

you smell like a defrosted chicken from WWII :P



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07 Jan 2015, 10:39 am

and YOU smell like beached whale! from crimean wars :skull:


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07 Jan 2015, 10:45 am

you smell like yours and julie's farts combined :P



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07 Jan 2015, 11:05 am

your farts were banned after wwI for being such a corrosive chemical weapon. :idea: :eew:


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07 Jan 2015, 11:16 am

your farts are kept bottled and are given as a medicine for those suffering from obstructed nasal passages. :P



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07 Jan 2015, 11:39 am

:lol: was your colon made in china??


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07 Jan 2015, 11:55 am

Doesn't your stuffed animal tag say made in china as well?



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07 Jan 2015, 9:06 pm

Doesn't your mom's hair say made in China?


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07 Jan 2015, 11:30 pm

you know how kids are made right? parents go to sears, they buy the kit and follow the instructions.

now you on the other hand...you weren't one of those. you weren't even a blue light special at kmart.

no - you are a cheap chinese bootleg, purchased in a seedy south american corner store.

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