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03 Jul 2023, 2:21 pm

no peeing up a tree, no heart shape blossom and no prancing

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03 Jul 2023, 2:23 pm

Well what a f*****g let down

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03 Jul 2023, 2:32 pm

A big f*****g let down, my iPhone says I need to do a 1 min brisk walk to close my ring (whatever the f**k that means)

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03 Jul 2023, 2:33 pm

:lol:

Has the latch gone

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03 Jul 2023, 2:35 pm

^ I have no idea what that means but if it's filth the answer is no :lol:

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03 Jul 2023, 2:37 pm

:lol:

Yeah I'm being durty

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03 Jul 2023, 2:59 pm

:lol:

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05 Jul 2023, 8:29 pm

Spoilered because it's all caps. lmao

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05 Jul 2023, 8:34 pm

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Spoilered because it's all caps. lmao

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Imagine that conversation. So, what made you realize your wife was the one?

Well, you see, her uncle was too fussy...

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05 Jul 2023, 8:43 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

Fairfield wrote:

Spoilered because it's all caps. lmao

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Imagine that conversation. So, what made you realize your wife was the one?

Well, you see, her uncle was too fussy...

Cecelia is an absolute doll and I always marry her, but I just want this crabby ass, mysterious, like 30-40 y.o. man to father my kids for once, but NO he has a sick perversion for milk and seemingly only milk, and is so finicky. I will show him everything and he's like "No thanks," to me. He's at like 2 hearts while Cecelia is almost at full hearts, and I've given them the same amount of attention. Their kids look the same, and even though they act different I'm debating on settling for her. lmfao

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07 Jul 2023, 9:26 am

Inbred Planet

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07 Jul 2023, 6:37 pm

"Turn halfway through cooking," lol no, don't tell me what to do. I'll eat soggy chicken tenders, that I also cooked at a far too hot temp so I can speed up the cooking time, if I want to.

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08 Jul 2023, 6:02 am

Labels shmables

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08 Jul 2023, 7:39 am

Fairfield wrote:

"Turn halfway through cooking," lol no, don't tell me what to do. I'll eat soggy chicken tenders, that I also cooked at a far too hot temp so I can speed up the cooking time, if I want to.

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08 Jul 2023, 7:44 am

Anyone feeling like being mauled by cats for me?

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08 Jul 2023, 7:46 am

^ You need gloves of love

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