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07 May 2015, 2:51 pm

thanks to you and your foul alimentary emissions, climate change is now called fart faze :razz:



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07 May 2015, 3:15 pm

The explosive power of your farts rival the 1917 Halifax explosion!



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07 May 2015, 3:18 pm

yours blows the 1908 Tunguska event totally out of the water!



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07 May 2015, 4:40 pm

Your ears are so big you go parasailing without equipment!



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07 May 2015, 4:41 pm

^^^
almost, almost.
your nose hairs are longer than ted Nugent's head hair, and cover your body lady-godiva-style.



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07 May 2015, 4:42 pm

Your flapjacks have a disturbing lack of flap.



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07 May 2015, 4:53 pm

^^^
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your ears flap enough for both my flapjacks and your flappyjacks



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07 May 2015, 5:09 pm

The flappy goats are a superior avian species! Your birds are flawed and goatless!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws7rBYPZAqk



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07 May 2015, 5:17 pm

your goat simulator has clogged pito tubes



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07 May 2015, 7:06 pm

yours blows the 1908 Tunguska event totally out of the water!
it was mostly on land there dingle hound


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08 May 2015, 7:57 am

Your water is insufficiently exploded.



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08 May 2015, 3:23 pm

your water is insufficiently imploded.



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08 May 2015, 4:20 pm

Your behind is so dense it forms its own gravity well.



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08 May 2015, 8:05 pm

you have your own black hole back there. not your inner light, nor even dingleberries can escape.



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09 May 2015, 1:38 am

you have one black hole there in your bowels :P



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09 May 2015, 1:43 am

wold you kindly go get sneezed on by a sniffling californian?


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