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Booyakasha
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27 Jan 2015, 12:05 pm

you look like my decapitated Betta fish

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27 Jan 2015, 4:43 pm

Are you sure you're not decapitated yourself?

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27 Jan 2015, 7:46 pm

You must have had bald ice cream for dinner as all your hair fell out

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28 Jan 2015, 12:32 am

when you were born, the doctors "accidentally" dropped you in a tub of ice cream.

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28 Jan 2015, 2:04 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:

when you were born, the doctors "accidentally" dropped you in a tub of ice cream.

Are you pregnant?

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28 Jan 2015, 8:36 am

Feyokien wrote:

Kiprobalhato wrote:

when you were born, the doctors "accidentally" dropped you in a tub of ice cream.

Are you pregnant?

with your child???

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28 Jan 2015, 8:43 am

Let us know when you appear on Maury. :lol:

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28 Jan 2015, 9:35 am

and you on the Muppet show

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28 Jan 2015, 10:39 am

Booyakasha wrote:

Feyokien wrote:

Kiprobalhato wrote:

when you were born, the doctors "accidentally" dropped you in a tub of ice cream.

Are you pregnant?

with your child???

yes.

i'm his surrogate mother.

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28 Jan 2015, 11:18 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:

Booyakasha wrote:

Feyokien wrote:

Kiprobalhato wrote:

when you were born, the doctors "accidentally" dropped you in a tub of ice cream.

Are you pregnant?

with your child???

yes.

i'm his surrogate mother.

And the child will be called Kipald Willibald the Second, eh?

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28 Jan 2015, 11:49 am

xe shall be brought into this world as: Tavierai Yedioth (Ynet) Dunkirk ChromeDome Holyhed ThunderQuads Debrecen II.

you shall not be invited to the babyshower.

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28 Jan 2015, 11:53 am

:lmao:

Nah, thanks, I have to go to peacesells' son's christening anyway....who'd like to witness THAT anyway? :skull: my eyes might pop out from the sheer horror.