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14 Jun 2010, 5:51 pm

Gym was closed, and will be this week for cleaning.

My gym ID will work at three other community centers in the area.


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14 Jun 2010, 6:26 pm

Please play this music as you read this post (note: this is a joke)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjMNNpIksaI
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Terror has engulfed the Andromeda Galaxy. The planet of Hxpelion long ago had super-advanced robots, but the robots turned on their creators, took control of the planet and created the machine goddess Mxpqwzprzcwtzz to rule over all nations of the planet. Mxpqwzprzcwtzz constantly demands the flesh of innocent life forms and so she sends her army of obediant, demesticated Hxpelion inhabitants across the outer reaches of the galaxy, searching for planets bearing life forms to eat. Already hundreds of planets have been stripped bare and reduced to wasteland. The only hope of the galaxy lies in the hands of a fairly decent bloke named Stevenson Stevensonson who lives on planet Ottawa, a planet whose main exports are cold and extreme boredom. He's pretty decent at flying a spaceship with laser guns and he is accompanied by a group of intersteller crimefighters. Together they are on a quest to defeat the machine goddess and bring peace to the galaxy, partly beacuse it's the right thing to do, partly for the money to buy Kraft Dinner, partly because they are all so bored.

And so begins the plot of the summer blockbuster of 2025 - The Overhyped and Overly Commercialized Adventure of Stevenson Stevensonson. It's a movie that may or may not contain bad acting, painfully stupid protagonists and antagonists and barely concealed offensive racist steriotypes - But you'll watch it anyway. You will because its a summer movie! GIVE US YOU MONEY!! ! RELINQUISH YOU HARD-EARNED CASH PROLETARIANS!! ! HOLLYWOOD OWNS YOU!! ! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!111

The Overhyped and Overly Commercialized Adventure of Stevenson Stevensonson
Coming 06/11/25
Only you subconsious reads this because its tiny and in silver letters. Buy the bad soundrack too lemming!



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14 Jun 2010, 6:30 pm

I don't think that anybody at WP, is fake.


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14 Jun 2010, 7:32 pm

I'm starting to think that my last post in this thread went a little too far. I'm sorry if it did. I was feeling a bit of brainhurt and I suddenly exploded like a strata cone.

I guess I'm a pretty crazy guy.



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14 Jun 2010, 7:35 pm

I like using exclamation marks unnecessarily too!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

(in response to a workmates email which had lots of exclamation marks after every sentence!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!)



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14 Jun 2010, 7:59 pm

RainSong wrote:
I'm planning on going to the store after dinner to get new jeans (maybe) and high heels (hopefully), which will then be hidden from Ray.


No jeans, no shoes, but I got a sparkly tanktop. I definitely don't need more shirts, but it's got sequins.

I'll go to the other store tomorrow. They're closer to the mall and should have a bigger selection. Plus, my mother said if there aren't any there, she'll get me a pair within reason at the shoe store, which is nice.


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14 Jun 2010, 8:26 pm

it's all about the pi



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14 Jun 2010, 8:33 pm

I've always thought, that it was about PYE. :lol:


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14 Jun 2010, 10:07 pm

I saw the A team movie today.

It was a good movie, if u like movies with lots of action elements like explosions.



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14 Jun 2010, 10:34 pm

tweety_fan wrote:
I saw the A team movie today.

It was a good movie, if u like movies with lots of action elements like explosions.


Right on! :D

I can't wait to see it. 8)


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14 Jun 2010, 10:39 pm

I have just found the message that will carry me thru the next phase of the plan and i will make it my signature on WrongPlanet for the rest of my stay here:

"Whatever you do in life will be insignificant but it's very important that you do it because no one else will."


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14 Jun 2010, 10:40 pm

I remember reading once that elderly cats often either become more sociable or more iritable. That reminds me of some people. Perhaps its really the pain of growing old. Seems like some beople become angry and bitter when they've been through pain while others become kind, soft and seek attention and praise where they can find it.



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15 Jun 2010, 3:14 am

Something of note: "tickling" doesn't always mean tickling to toddlers. Case in point, inquiring if I'd like to be tickled, my lovely niece decided to dig her little claws into my face and...dance them around. I did my best to seem amused at the pain.

O, and $29 for a brick of 500 .22 Long Rifle rounds is just gold, pure gold (well, lead, copper, brass, gunpowder, and a funky mix for the primer, but you know). CCI Standard Velocity (no loud supersonic crack), 40 grain lead round nose bullet.



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15 Jun 2010, 6:41 am

Please don't hate me, because I smell funny. Your best friend might wear protective underpants.


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15 Jun 2010, 6:44 am

The Oz Lotto jackpot didn't go off!! 8O It's $40 million next week!! !



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15 Jun 2010, 9:49 am

TheHaywire, why would you make the conjecture people here on WP would somehow see you as being fake in some manner? 2nd, bluebean has a gaun best watch out!