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19 Feb 2024, 3:19 pm

I dreamed that there was a little Sweet Pea eating his candy. I woke up from my dream with candy in my mouth and I realized that pea was me.


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20 Feb 2024, 10:03 am

I am going to the bank today. Also a few groceries.


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20 Feb 2024, 10:55 am

mail day!


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20 Feb 2024, 1:32 pm

I was just washing the dishes and I asked the sponge what he thought about the cheese grater and he told me that it's ok but it grates on him a bit.

Silly sponge. Always the joker.


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20 Feb 2024, 2:27 pm

I've got chocolate me


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20 Feb 2024, 2:45 pm

babybird wrote:
I've got chocolate me


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20 Feb 2024, 5:04 pm

Hickory dickory devil
The Swinger crawls up the steeple
The clock strikes five
He's no longer alive
Hickory dickory devil


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20 Feb 2024, 5:06 pm

Pardon me for being rude
It wasn't me it was my food
It just came up to say hello
And now it's gone back down below


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21 Feb 2024, 9:44 am

I am getting blood work done today.


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21 Feb 2024, 12:44 pm

What gets me about The Chase is that they go on the show to win big money but they take the low offer...and still get kicked off

You might as well go high or not bother applying for the show at all imo


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21 Feb 2024, 2:14 pm

How can I let the sun shine in if the weather refuses to improve?


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21 Feb 2024, 2:18 pm

....and don't say Pot or Acid. Aging soldiers don't do those kinds of things. :lol:


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21 Feb 2024, 2:54 pm

No they used to give them "Go Pills" during the war

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_and_no-go_pills


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21 Feb 2024, 3:21 pm

For those times when one cup is just not enough; I think it'd be nice to have a teapot


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21 Feb 2024, 10:05 pm

I could go for some Go Pills right now.


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21 Feb 2024, 10:52 pm

Why is it that most survivalists only prepare for one kind of way the world will end, such as a pandemic or WWII or the supposed return of Christ? What makes them think a whole bunch of different horrific things couldn't destroy the world at the same time, it practically is happening now?

I mean, what if you're all nice and snug in your fallout shelter, and Jesus comes in because he can float through walls or whatever, and has you vaporized because you doubted his existence or believed in evolution? :lol: