09 May 2015, 1:46 am
would you kindly get thrown on a Hello Kitty hankie? 
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09 May 2015, 1:47 am
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09 May 2015, 1:52 am
your face is a Monster God of Destruction in the slug's Story of Creation 
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09 May 2015, 1:59 am
09 May 2015, 2:02 am
09 May 2015, 2:03 am
you have a pet slug called "Bertha" who you use to snuggle with on cold days
09 May 2015, 2:05 am
(they're not here, are they??)
no, but WE're here
your beard is so heavy by now that you have to use the stick to support it
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09 May 2015, 2:12 am
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09 May 2015, 2:24 am
oyster was your grandma she married a crab, hence your beauty
09 May 2015, 2:33 am
how is that rude? you are also, part oyster and thus, you are delicious when cooked on the grill, with lemon.
09 May 2015, 2:35 am
well it's an "unconventional" insult thread, no? 
so, your beard is unconventionally beautiful
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09 May 2015, 2:42 am
if you had a beard it would look weird 
09 May 2015, 2:45 am
your beard is making me sleepy. 
09 May 2015, 2:45 am
oh then nighty night to your almighty beard, hope you two get plenty of rest 
