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Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
Do you have something against bill nye the science guy?
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,816
You have a collage of Bill Nye intertwined with hearts.
UDG Velociraptor
Joined: 20 Dec 2011Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 429
And you're sad because you wish you had one too?
Awilder Veteran
Joined: 24 Nov 2014Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 1,758Location: home of the 10 Tigers
let me guess, you want to have a musical about the teletubbies with you as the main star?
You look like a teletubby.
darkphantomx1 Veteran
Joined: 1 Feb 2015Age: 31Posts: 1,293
you look like taylor swift on crack
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
you look like a regurgitated zombie
You look like a werewolf during the full moon.
Well, your Dracula in disguise..
EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
You need to disguise how scary you look.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
the cartoon dude in the 'neighborhood watch' signs, he's modeled after you.
those socks you wear on your ears don't look good on you
you wear soggy gym socks on your rocketfists to cut down on the plutonium bill.
you wear boots on your chests to hide those muscles
People go to costume parties dressed as you.
BetwixtBetween Veteran
Joined: 25 Feb 2014Age: 43Gender: FemalePosts: 3,543Location: Mostly in my head
The military has filed a formal request for your sweaty gym socks. They see great potential in them.