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Booyakasha
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21 Feb 2015, 2:46 pm

you look like an octopus with an elvis presley wig!

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21 Feb 2015, 3:51 pm

You look like a shark who needs the dentist!

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21 Feb 2015, 7:11 pm

You look to future of dentistry to inflict pain on the public. :pale:

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21 Feb 2015, 7:30 pm

Eat it!

This should be nice, but gets connoted as rude. Go figure.

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21 Feb 2015, 7:33 pm

That's because you're plagiarizing Weird Al. :tongue:

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21 Feb 2015, 7:36 pm

Rudeness on 45.

You're old enough to remember that.
As above...

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21 Feb 2015, 8:41 pm

when you were born, the fire alarms were triggered.

one by one, christ's sandals grew on your 5 legs. heavenly skyhooks pulled you up immediately after, your chest became transparent, and john disappeared.

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21 Feb 2015, 8:54 pm

Sunday school seems to be traumatizing.

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21 Feb 2015, 9:07 pm

yeah, i went for 3 years, i think.

you have bad memories of cyrus' hoarse screams.

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21 Feb 2015, 11:22 pm

When you tried to drive a nail through the skull of the invaders' king, you missed and bashed your thumb. Jael, you ain't.

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22 Feb 2015, 4:59 pm

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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22 Feb 2015, 9:23 pm

The rolling eyes are weirdly hypnotic, unlike your personality. :tongue:

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22 Feb 2015, 9:24 pm

Sedentarian wrote:

:roll:

To quote Sigmund Freud, a cigar is a cigar, but you're a dumb f***.

(I heard that a LOT yesterday, since a buddy of mine was driving my car, and he kept up with a running commentary about me, and other people on the road, for their lack of driving skills with 5 inches of snow on the ground. I'm also, quite frankly, tired of him telling me how to drive, at all times, as well as him running what little gas I have in my car, to empty. The only reason I'm hauling him around is because the engine seized up in his truck, and he's still trying to move the remainder of his junk out of his mother's garage.)

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23 Feb 2015, 2:28 pm

you stink like slug fart

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23 Feb 2015, 7:23 pm

It must remind you of home, odorous home.

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