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13 Jun 2024, 10:20 am

:lol:

It ran right across my path. It almost whipped me with it's big fat tail as long as a python

You'll never guess what it said to me

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13 Jun 2024, 10:39 am

Ou est la piscine, s'il vous plait?

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I don't know, man. I just don't know.

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13 Jun 2024, 11:08 am

No it asked me for the time

Unbelievable!

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13 Jun 2024, 11:15 am

Did you tell it?

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13 Jun 2024, 11:23 am

But I said to him: "but you're a rat why do you need the time for"

I was reluctant

I didn't know if it was a trap

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13 Jun 2024, 11:26 am

babybird wrote:

But I said to him: "but you're a rat why do you need the time for"

I was reluctant

I didn't know if it was a trap

Sounds like a trip! :lol:

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13 Jun 2024, 11:29 am

Well that's what I thought but he pinched himself to prove he was real

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13 Jun 2024, 12:30 pm

babybird wrote:

Well that's what I thought but he pinched himself to prove he was real

Of course! :lol:

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14 Jun 2024, 2:17 am

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14 Jun 2024, 2:23 am

Yeah I hate my coworkers, if a dangerous situation happens, I just hope to run faster than the rest of them so they get killed instead. Is it bad to feel like that? I am already looking for a new job but it can't come soon enough.

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14 Jun 2024, 4:42 am

The dentist made me look like Bugs Bunny this morning :lol:

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14 Jun 2024, 5:12 am

Trouble is is that I kinda liked looking funny so am I gonna opt for veneers that make me laugh every time I look in the mirror for the rest of my life

:lol:

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14 Jun 2024, 5:13 am

It's good to have a laugh though innit

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14 Jun 2024, 5:36 am

:lol:

Note to self: please try to stop talking to yourselves in the public arena

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