I confess.....

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I confess. I hate hate groups.

*creeps up*

...um. hi. YAY Ick!!

*runs away*

I confess that I currently hold the opinion that whoever decided that essays should be common in school was nothing short of sadistic.

True! So true.

Oh and I think that was R. M. Nixon who decided that re-enforced by G. W. Bush

i confess im having growing pains in my legs, it is painful and reminds me of when i used to play basketball

I confess this looks like my niece.



Step three with b***h drop the t cause bich is Latin for generosity.

May I call you ho?

I confess that pimping is not as easy as it would seem.

Oh, I'm not all that bad; don't run away, just give me a spanking. I'm just a bit volatile, and have been known to both flip out on people for little reason, and to say things that are not exactly socially acceptible; I just take a bit of getting used to. As the schizo chick who I accidentally scared off for a night or two a while back once said about me, "What the f**k are you talking about? Is he some kind of cult leader?" (In fact I am a cult leader; I lead a cult of one. Though also in fact, nb411 was not even referring to me; but such is my power. Apparently. )

I confess that the first time I saw your handle, my dyslexic mind twisted it into some play on Almond Joy, to which I thought, "Mmmm, Almond Joy's are yummy!"

I confess that I love your style, and that when I "yelled" at you before, I was just having a really bad morning.

I confess that when you first wrote "so take yourself back out of my mouth because i will not swallow and i SPIT OUT at you." I became slightly aroused for some bizarre reason; I'm tempted to put in the "embarrassed" emoticon, except that I'm really not, so I won't. But (this is a secret, don't tell anyone!) that's what I was thinking when I sent you originally. Shhh! Secret. In fact this whole paragraph is just between you and me.

I confess that when you and RainSong started to get into a, uh, disagreement? I was nervous, because I was just starting to like you, but she is my good friend. Normally when two females start a little scuffle, I invoke CatFight! on them; but I was not inclined to do it that time; RainSong gets special dispensation in that area, apparently.

I confess that when I wrote the note about my grammatical processor getting mucked up, it was just a little joke; you weren't around for this, I think? But RainSong's previous avatar was a picture of a baseball bat (great for hunting Ewoks!), with the phrase, "Don't make me beat you in the name of grammar.", which always amused me. It was just a little shout-out to her; as I mentioned, she's my good friend. But I was quite bothered that for some reason this gained me a -8 in your mood rating? Which is why I flipped out a little bit. [But, as I mentioned at the time, it was mostly over other stuff which, ironically turned out to be better than nothing.]

I confess that I'm tempted to ask you to marry me... Except the last time I did something like that, my wife got really mad at me. So, I don't ever say such things out loud anymore; I just think them to myself, like I'm doing now.

I confess that I think Sagira is awesome! I had a Cornish Rex (basically a Sphinx with a bit of fuzz) once a while back; his name was Puck; best cat who's ever graced me with the honor of living with me; most singular personality, more like puppy than a cat, as you've noticed. Used to catch and bring me big black racers (and used to drive my wife crazy by brining live ones into the house and letting them loose). He just up and disappeared one day. But he was a great, sweet, loving, personable little thing; used to always come when I called him, and he loved attention.

Good fortune,

- Icarus doesn't know how to keep his inner monologue quiet sometimes...

That some people should f'ing learn to respect another's beliefs and not trample all over them just because they don't agree!! !! !

I confess I am done on relating to anyone on here as more than an aquaintance.

I confess some people just drive me nuts. Things just don't go back and people idealize the past to the point the truth of the matter is lost.

I confess that I've just had a Meltdown in the General Discussion forum.

I confess. I think you're still sweet person CR

Awe, thanks.

Okay I deserved that razz

Ick, i confess that i used to have the screename "StickyRage" but i had to get rid of it because apparently the term makes too many men swallow inappropiately. But i also confess that ICK is still a superfun sound to say and i love how it kIcks in my throat. i confess i am not sure how to be friends and tease within acceptable limits at all, but especially when one has a wife, since joking/teasing/playing usually is lost on me. i confess to being kind of in love with your wife for letting you be icky, and also for her indignation on behalf of bears, which i confess makes her as cute as a button. (a cute button, not one covered in felt or sequins.) i confess that i really needed an ick-pick-me-up instead of a fall today, because i seem to be putting my foot wrong a lot. i confess i am sorry Puck left, but maybe he is now friends with Claw, who is my turtle that ran away about 23 years ago. i confess that Sagira IS very awesome, and loves mango pork, and so i had to keep feeding her my dinner, but not the broccoli, because she hates green colored food. i confess i am super lucky to have a "wife" named garret who makes me dinner. i confess that i did not call him a "wife" because he cooks and cleans up after me, but because i do not have to have sex with him for him to provide these delightful services. i confess i carved a pumpkin today, and it was the most fun i have ever had, and i confess i now might have to come up with a scheme to make millions, just so i can buy a million pumpkins and carve them up. i confess i am in a very happy mood right now! i confess that it is freezing outside and i am cold, and it is way too cold for wax to melt. i confess ...to actually checking the candle in the pumpkin and being forced to admit that, ok, SOME of the wax around the flame is melted, but that is not the same as the SUN or anything, so it is still too cold for FEATHERS to melt off today.

i_Am_andaJoy, I confess that your "button" comment made me giggle. You're cool.

i confess that flattery will get you everywhere. and yay! thank you for laughing!

i confess, i now feel kind of bad for saying Trigger was named Mounds by his parents and then saying, (sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't!)

i confess the old commercial just popped into my head, but i now confess that Trigger's parents did NOT name him Mounds, but I don't know if they named him Almond Joy either.

i confess my parents like Mounds.