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24 Apr 2025, 10:13 pm

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Ever notice that no matter what symptoms you have, real or imagined, Google will always tell you it's cancer.

Tension headache - brain cancer
Scratchy throat - throat cancer
Upset stomach - stomach cancer
Mild cough - lung cancer
A freckle - skin cancer
Tiredness - cancer
Depression and anxiety (usually caused by looking up symptoms on google) - cancer

Unless you're female. Then it's pregnancy. And cancer.


I'm waiting to be told I'm pregnant with a tumour.

So, is that cancer?


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25 Apr 2025, 3:09 am

I think I'm whizzing my tits off


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25 Apr 2025, 4:14 am

That's probably an hallucination.
When you think you're whizzing your tits off, the surveillance video always shows otherwise.



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25 Apr 2025, 4:21 am

I've never been to a rotating restaurant, but I did eat a burrito on a merry-go-round once.


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25 Apr 2025, 4:23 am

Carbonhalo wrote:
That's probably an hallucination.
When you think you're whizzing your tits off, the surveillance video always shows otherwise.


:lol:


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25 Apr 2025, 5:35 am

I'm gonna have a cup of tea me and an apple


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25 Apr 2025, 5:44 am

babybird wrote:
I'm gonna have a cup of tea me and an apple


Sounds like a healthy combo.


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25 Apr 2025, 5:46 am

Yeah I like to crunch in an apple me


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25 Apr 2025, 8:01 am

^^ Yeah that
I love that instant the sledgehammer touches the monitor and the crazy maze of fractures appear in the glass.

Or did you mean a phone?



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25 Apr 2025, 8:04 am

I am now on my four month vacation. I wished everyone at work a good summer. Everyone was relieved to be done.


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25 Apr 2025, 8:05 am

No I meant an apple what comes off a tree

I've never even eaten a phone before but I do sometimes lick my screen


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25 Apr 2025, 8:39 am

There's probably an epitome of an epitome


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25 Apr 2025, 11:10 am

I should give my television screen a wipe
I'm trying to view the picture through a sheet of dead skin cells


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25 Apr 2025, 11:15 am

MR BLOBBY!!


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25 Apr 2025, 1:47 pm

Yes

Flipping boom!


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25 Apr 2025, 11:47 pm

babybird wrote:
I should give my television screen a wipe
I'm trying to view the picture through a sheet of dead skin cells

I suppose the screen's too big and dirty to lick?