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04 Apr 2015, 10:43 am

bunnys are going to find you, and when they do they will eat all your toes, your ugly ugly toes

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04 Apr 2015, 2:19 pm

you reek of garlic worse than matthaeus!

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04 Apr 2015, 2:34 pm

i just clipped my toenails, maybe you should too before all the worms find their home in there. :skull:

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04 Apr 2015, 4:41 pm

If you've just clipped your nails, then you must have some serious hygiene problems for you to wait to do such things?

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12 Apr 2015, 4:06 am

Your toes need flossing. :eew:

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12 Apr 2015, 5:04 am

You are known to rub Limburger Cheese on your feet to keep the Skeletor Spiders away.

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12 Apr 2015, 5:42 am

You smell funny.

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12 Apr 2015, 6:35 am

Your arm-sacks are filled with snot!

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12 Apr 2015, 5:40 pm

They were until they unloaded on you...

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12 Apr 2015, 6:02 pm

those attitudes of yours should be punishable by tickling.

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12 Apr 2015, 6:13 pm

May your beverages always be slightly too cold or too warm

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12 Apr 2015, 8:22 pm

Your mother is a republican and wishes she was married to George Bush

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12 Apr 2015, 8:38 pm

Everyone knows about you worship Jeb Bush, but Barbara has her own shrine in your closet!

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12 Apr 2015, 8:40 pm

Learn to be rude

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12 Apr 2015, 8:42 pm

Learn a healthier diet. :twisted:

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12 Apr 2015, 8:43 pm

I'm flattered

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