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I didn't think they needed to pick a new one now that Trump's grabbed the job.

I find the rituals fascinating I do

I like the idea of rituals but I don't like it when people try to force me to perform the uncomfortable ones, like Thanksgiving.

Yeah

My brother went to heaton park in the 80s (I think) to see Pope John Paul 2nd and everyone said that when he comes back he'll have a ring to sell

They should have done the hamlet cigar advert for the conclave

You're not allowed to smoke if you're close to God.

Who said that

J.M. Judy in "Questionable Amusements and Worthy Substitutes," a book featuring anti-smoking dialogue which was published in 1904 by the Western Methodist Book of Concern. However, Johann Sebastian Bach was known to enjoy smoking a pipe, and wrote poetry on how doing so enhanced his relationship with God. So I suppose it's kind of up for grabs, but you'd never think so if you ever lit one up in a church.

Oh right

That reminds me, I must remember to water my plants tomorrow

What the religious view on smoking has to do with watering plants will probably always be a mystery to me.

Must be something to do with the Baptist church. They're quite into watering. I got splashed with holy water once in a church. By reflex I said "bloody hell!" Well they'd taken me by surprise, flicking it off an olive branch or something. Last thing I'd expected. Can't take me anywhere.

You reap what you sow.

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Was that a new random thought or are you commenting on that time I was assaulted at that church?

So many eyes are made of ice.