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02 Sep 2011, 1:54 pm

I didn't make a mistake in this thread.

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02 Sep 2011, 1:57 pm

^^I didn't see what you wrote before.

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02 Sep 2011, 1:57 pm

I have enough money to fix my bicycle.

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02 Sep 2011, 2:05 pm

Oscar Wilde's last words were, "I had 99 problems, and none of them were b**ches."

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02 Sep 2011, 2:07 pm

I post fake photos of myself.

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02 Sep 2011, 2:15 pm

My favorite local news channel isn't kiro 7.

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02 Sep 2011, 3:51 pm

I am not listening music atm of posting this nor have I listened to music almost the whole day trough.

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02 Sep 2011, 5:23 pm

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02 Sep 2011, 7:22 pm

I just got done shaving with a cheese grater and lysol-ing my underarms. I need to go shopping, but I am ready for a night on the town.

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02 Sep 2011, 7:23 pm

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03 Sep 2011, 1:42 am

No one stole the front wheel of my bike...

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03 Sep 2011, 2:01 am

The epic 12-part biopic of my life premiers on HBO next month.

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03 Sep 2011, 2:16 am

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03 Sep 2011, 4:20 am

The great pyramid was originally built using matchsticks.

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03 Sep 2011, 7:49 am

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03 Sep 2011, 5:22 pm

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