10 May 2015, 9:50 am
you dragged a witch across your whole goat body due to wart envy! 
10 May 2015, 10:45 am
10 May 2015, 10:58 am
lool
you use motor oil to fix your dry goaty hair
10 May 2015, 12:48 pm
10 May 2015, 12:54 pm
you cultivate an exquisite breed of mites on your goat chest hair.
auntblabby
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10 May 2015, 2:39 pm
you cultivate an exquisite breed of goat mites on your ear hair
10 May 2015, 4:01 pm
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10 May 2015, 4:21 pm
10 May 2015, 4:44 pm
auntblabby
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10 May 2015, 5:22 pm
your eyebrows have antigravitational properties, just like those of Spock 
10 May 2015, 5:45 pm
You are in fact a long haired m***et whose hair got stuck in the ceiling fan. Now you are spinning around the room hitting a key on the keyboard on every other go-around, typing cryptic messages on WP hoping someone will understand your predicament and send help. Well I have figured it out, and I won't send help! 
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10 May 2015, 5:53 pm
^^^
each one of your hairs on your whole body has its own little brain, and they all conspire to curl up and tangle. 
11 May 2015, 6:46 am
11 May 2015, 1:50 pm
11 May 2015, 1:51 pm
your tuckass grows a tuckass
11 May 2015, 1:54 pm
