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22 Jul 2006, 9:09 pm

Never in the history of food ballet had scandal reached such high levels of society.

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23 Jul 2006, 12:55 am

And the Bananas kept on twirling around, around and around.

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23 Jul 2006, 2:47 am

"Serves them right," said one of the critics, while trying to find appropriately harsh descriptions for his next review, such as:

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23 Jul 2006, 12:24 pm

He said I hate you all.

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23 Jul 2006, 12:24 pm

because I am stupid too.

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23 Jul 2006, 1:13 pm

The critic was later hit by a bus. Meanwhile, as the investigation into official corruption…

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23 Jul 2006, 5:02 pm

...came to blows, a rather remarkable and disturbing revelation was suddenly brought to the public attention.

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23 Jul 2006, 9:35 pm

At this time, all conspiracy theorists were up in arms because Fox News reported that......

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24 Jul 2006, 12:27 am

It was Al Qaeda again.

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24 Jul 2006, 1:12 pm

But in reality, the thousands of tiny, muddy handprints streaking the mortuary's marble walls and columns showed it it was something infinitely worse....

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24 Jul 2006, 3:40 pm

…than that. Each conspiracy theorist had a slightly different theory about the handprints and the…

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24 Jul 2006, 3:55 pm

cat called ishmail.........he shouted "shamone" and was shot, again.....

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25 Jul 2006, 2:09 am

and had the Raise Dead spell cast on him by a 17th level Necromancer.

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25 Jul 2006, 2:25 am

However, by an ironic twist of fate, the spell accidentally hit roadkill next to him

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25 Jul 2006, 2:49 am

who was also shot by a man on a whaling boat with a white rabbit on his shoulder...."off with his fricking head " he said

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25 Jul 2006, 9:17 am

the head was regenerated by a mysterious woman by the name of Ming who carried it away in a bowling ball case.

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