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Who doesn't love a cheese straw

I've never had one but I've seen them in Walmart. I don't mind what shape they mould it into as long as it fits between the toast and the egg.

Do they still do those Dairylea cheese spread triangles wrapped in foil?

I had a good rest. Now I'm ready to post.

Nothing like a good rest when you're feeling tired.

I don't know how people manage to keep their shoes like new

You didn't say stop jumping forever.

I would absolutely love a yard of twix

I have the morning alone so I can relax.

joker

I don't get how some women can just talk away all their business to their hairdresser in a public hair salon. Guys usually just talk about the football or the weather or crack a few jokes, but women just drone on and on about their family in every little detail, until everyone in the salon basically knows everything about this stranger and her family from overhearing her gabbling away to their hairdresser the whole time.

"My eldest daughter works at the warehouse down Abbey Road, and she isn't with her partner Dave any more, and her children are 8 and 6 now, the eldest, Matthew, goes to West Grove Primary School just down the road and the little one, James, goes to the King Henry Primary, he couldn't get in his brother's school because there wasn't any room, so my daughter has to take him to the bus stop and pick him up at the end of the day. My other daughter used to work at Asda down Old Farm Road but she got offered a job cleaning at the nursery school....."

Why does everyone have daughters? Have sons! They're more interesting to talk about.

Two for me, none for you.