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Sowlowsolo
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03 Sep 2011, 5:32 pm

I'm not a fool in love with a man who can't commit

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03 Sep 2011, 5:36 pm

And I hate wine - lol

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03 Sep 2011, 5:52 pm

If you cross a Narwhal with a Shetland pony you get a unicorn.

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04 Sep 2011, 3:28 pm

if you kill a bird a giant worm will come and enslave u!! ! :twisted:

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05 Sep 2011, 4:23 am

The Guinness book of world records isn't made of paper at all. its made of Guinness, lick the pages and you'll see it tastes like it

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05 Sep 2011, 6:25 am

Myspace announced a $77 Billion acquisition of Facebook this morning, narrowly beating out a competing bid from Friendster.

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05 Sep 2011, 6:35 am

This statement is false.

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05 Sep 2011, 7:40 am

I just threw my laptop out of the window.

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05 Sep 2011, 1:14 pm

I NEVER have meltdowns!

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05 Sep 2011, 4:02 pm

If you plant quarter in the ground and water it properly, a dollar tree will grow.

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05 Sep 2011, 5:00 pm

One cinder block will sink, but many tied together with boondoggle will make an outstanding raft.

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05 Sep 2011, 5:12 pm

I have pleasant memories of my high school years.

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05 Sep 2011, 5:17 pm

So do I!

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05 Sep 2011, 5:19 pm

Thneed futures just hit an all time low on the Hong Kong Mercantile exchange.

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05 Sep 2011, 5:20 pm

johnsmcjohn wrote:

Thneed futures just hit an all time low on the Hong Kong Mercantile exchange.

But the Thneed is something every one needs!

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05 Sep 2011, 6:39 pm

I have thoroughly enjoyed re-installing my tv stick on my pc 3 times today, especially having to re-arrange the channel listings to form the correct programme numbers.
Fablas. :wink:

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