i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
i confess i am not sure how to be friends and tease within acceptable limits at all, but especially when one has a wife, since joking/teasing/playing usually is lost on me.
Just do what you always do; be yourself and don't worry about it. I play and tease myself, and more than once I've transgressed "acceptible limits" and gotten myself in trouble. I confess that I suspect that is why IdahoRose always seems to ignore me (I really am sorry about that whole sex with squirrel girls thing, Ida; I got a bit carried away in the moment, as happens to me sometimes... Can you ever forgive me? [But, man, squirrel girls!

] Hey, you're Catholic, right? Don't you
have to forgive me?)
i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
i confess to being kind of in love with your wife for letting you be icky, and also for her indignation on behalf of bears, which i confess makes her as cute as a button. (a cute button, not one covered in felt or sequins.)
I confess I showed her this; I'm not sure if she was amused or confused, but since the words sound so similar, I'm guessing both, or just used.

[Ah! My made up word for the day shall be confamused.]
i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
i confess that i really needed an ick-pick-me-up instead of a fall today, because i seem to be putting my foot wrong a lot.
Ick-pick-me-up; I confess I like the sound of that. Just remember,
my personality tested out like acid; I'm good for both good trips or bad trips; take care with your state of mind when you take me!
i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
i confess i am sorry Puck left, but maybe he is now friends with Claw, who is my turtle that ran away about 23 years ago.
I confess I'll believe that; Puck and Claw, living wild and free... I can envision an entire series of childrens books based on the premise "The Adventures of Puck and Claw"; people keep telling me I should become a writer... Uh, a non-technical writer, that is (since I'm already a technical writer).
i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
i confess that Sagira IS very awesome, and loves mango pork, and so i had to keep feeding her my dinner, but not the broccoli, because she hates green colored food.
Not quite the same thing, but I confess that made me think of the chicken marango scene with Cat from Red Dwarf. "Too slow, chicken marango!" I use that phrase often for when something isn't quick enough; my autistic son uses it to, usually appropriately, which is interesting since he's mostly non-verbal.
i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
i confess i am super lucky to have a "wife" named garret who makes me dinner. i confess that i did not call him a "wife" because he cooks and cleans up after me, but because i do not have to have sex with him for him to provide these delightful services.
"
Have" to have sex with him?

[innermonologe="Icarus"]I confess, this makes me wonder about the lovecraft skill rating of your partner, and the DC for pleasing you; but I won't say that bit out loud...[/innermonologe]
i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
i confess i carved a pumpkin today, and it was the most fun i have ever had, and i confess i now might have to come up with a scheme to make millions, just so i can buy a million pumpkins and carve them up. i confess i am in a very happy mood right now! i confess that it is freezing outside and i am cold, and it is way too cold for wax to melt. i confess ...to actually checking the candle in the pumpkin and being forced to admit that, ok, SOME of the wax around the flame is melted,
I confess that Halloween has always been my favourite holiday, and I love love love the smell of burning pumpkin (from the candle inside scorching the lid).
i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
but that is not the same as the SUN or anything, so it is still too cold for FEATHERS to melt off today.
I confess, I hope you never
live to experience such a thing...
Good fortune,
- Icarus has a hankering for an almod joy... <off to the vending machines>
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