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12 Apr 2016, 12:37 pm

I was birthed in a nuclear reactor.

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12 Apr 2016, 12:51 pm

This is one of the shortest threads in all of WP history.

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12 Apr 2016, 1:54 pm

All potatoes are sentient.

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12 Apr 2016, 2:00 pm

^I don't find that funny.

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12 Apr 2016, 5:49 pm

I'm never hungry.

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12 Apr 2016, 5:51 pm

I have been very idle this past week with nothing to do and no entertainment gigs whatsoever.
Also Kenya, I'm not hungry, either. Nor tired or sleepy.

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12 Apr 2016, 6:40 pm

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12 Apr 2016, 10:57 pm

I'm a mad man with a box and a screwdriver. I'm not good and I'm not bad. I am no soldier, president, or hero. I wonder around, helping out and learning. I am the Doctor, and always will be!

And this will be my first and only post to this forum.

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12 Apr 2016, 11:43 pm

I have pink, curly hair and a poodle growing out of my chest.

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13 Apr 2016, 4:13 am

Auntblabby would rather not have himself a yummy ice cream.

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13 Apr 2016, 5:58 am

I really miss the days when my grandma kept getting spam calls from people in India asking her about her washing machine.

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13 Apr 2016, 1:14 pm

^ On a similar note, I'm glad we are still receiving the occasional call from "Microsoft" telling us there is a problem with our computers.

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13 Apr 2016, 1:31 pm

My mum wants me to bring my comfort objects when I spend the night at her place.

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13 Apr 2016, 1:34 pm

I like baked beans, especially on bread :eew:

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13 Apr 2016, 1:35 pm

I am a madman with a box who eats fish fingers and custard.

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13 Apr 2016, 1:37 pm

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