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RainSong
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30 Jun 2010, 12:24 pm

A census worker just pulled up and wanted to know which house had a certain address. I honestly didn't know (I know my own, but that's it), but she continued to push me until I guessed. She then said shed all ready been there, and no one was home; no one actually lives there, and I told her that. She wrote that down (and my name, which I don't like) and finally left.

Just looked it up, and oops, wrong house afterall. People live there.


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30 Jun 2010, 12:33 pm

I want an Apple iPad. That would be neat to have. I'd better start saving my $$$s. 8)


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30 Jun 2010, 12:33 pm

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I want an Apple iPad. That would be neat to have. I'd better start saving my $$$s. 8)


I should be getting one of those soon :D



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30 Jun 2010, 12:44 pm

Asp-Z wrote:
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I want an iPhone 4, but I also want to be able to get signal...


goiod luck with that. Failphone 4


I gotta wait for them to fix the signal problem Steve Jobs says dosen't exist :lol:


your holding it wrong!


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30 Jun 2010, 1:24 pm

I should write a children's book about a chameleon who is tired of blending in with his surroundings and instead demands that his surroundings match him.



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30 Jun 2010, 1:25 pm

There's a woman at my clubhouse, who won't shut up about her weight. She's anorexic, and yesterday, she bragged that she lost 7 lbs, last week, and she asked if we thought she was pretty.


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30 Jun 2010, 1:31 pm

lmao, "i came, i saw, i clicked"

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30 Jun 2010, 1:43 pm

You know when your with someone and you have a crush on someone and you want to be with the one you have a crush on and you don't want to leave your girlfriend and you also love her with all your hearts?

UGH, why is it so confusing?


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30 Jun 2010, 1:58 pm

I'm waiting for some supplies to come in the mail. Why can't they just get here. :evil:


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30 Jun 2010, 2:05 pm

Netflix on ps3 is so annoying.


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30 Jun 2010, 2:30 pm

birds of a feather :roll:



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30 Jun 2010, 2:42 pm

Time to watch League of Their Own.


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30 Jun 2010, 2:48 pm

She's out of your League :lol:



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30 Jun 2010, 3:30 pm

I think that I'll just raise my leg and ice my calf.


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30 Jun 2010, 3:41 pm

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She's out of your League :lol:


They're like 64 people. :lol:


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30 Jun 2010, 3:44 pm

They are all out of my league. :?