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13 May 2015, 8:03 pm

Your weather control device shoots out of your gluteus maximus! :lol:


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13 May 2015, 8:05 pm

your gluteus maximus has gluons glued to it.



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14 May 2015, 12:24 pm

Your gluteus cookieus is a secret weapon controlled by Cookiemonster Private Security.



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14 May 2015, 12:33 pm

your gluteus cookieus is full of chocolate chips



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15 May 2015, 1:24 am

You are lesser than a hypha of a grotesque mycelium



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15 May 2015, 1:25 am

you are greater than a hypha of a grotesque mycelium



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15 May 2015, 3:36 pm

Your facial expressions are limited to that of an orc.



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15 May 2015, 3:39 pm

your facial expressions are bisected.



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15 May 2015, 4:33 pm

Your orange bisector is perpendicular.



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15 May 2015, 4:35 pm

your blue bisector is corkscrew-shaped.



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15 May 2015, 6:13 pm

Your habit is dissecting corkscrews.


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15 May 2015, 6:24 pm

you WEAR a habit in the shape of a blue corkscrew.



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15 May 2015, 11:09 pm

Your blue cork screws are as blue as bruises.


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15 May 2015, 11:09 pm

Your wrists smell like cheese :twisted:


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15 May 2015, 11:17 pm

your head cheese smells like toe cheese.



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16 May 2015, 5:13 am

there's a shortfall of 1 million tons of prawns expected out of Australia this year
we're expecting YOU to make it out of your earwax!

ARE YOU LISTENING

OR SHOULD WE SHOUT IT!


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