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KyleTheGhost
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12 Jun 2016, 4:16 pm

^I invented them all!

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12 Jun 2016, 4:35 pm

I am now Brother Kyle!

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13 Jun 2016, 10:20 pm

KyleTheGhost prefers to be called "living impaired".

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14 Jun 2016, 4:31 am

^So do all Ghosts.

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14 Jun 2016, 4:59 am

^ and zombies

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14 Jun 2016, 12:18 pm

I look like Twiggy and I go around town dressed like The Kinks. People call me Ray Davies.

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14 Jun 2016, 2:53 pm

I look like Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.

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14 Jun 2016, 2:59 pm

I'm not excited that I'll be playing Dungeon Roll soon.

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14 Jun 2016, 4:06 pm

I have a wallet as large as my Swiss bank account.

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"To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be place under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then, at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed; and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality." -Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

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16 Jun 2016, 12:15 am

I hope I fail my math midterm. I got 100% on the last one so would really like to fail this one for a change.

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16 Jun 2016, 12:36 am

I dip everything that I eat into butter.

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16 Jun 2016, 6:55 am

I use harsh chemicals to clean my hands

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16 Jun 2016, 6:56 pm

I have signed a law that prohibits the sale of energy drinks.

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17 Jun 2016, 4:26 am

Government is never corrupt anywhere.

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17 Jun 2016, 10:26 am

I'm not really lost on Earth. I just don't know where I am. :huh:

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17 Jun 2016, 1:36 pm

The biggest threat to America today is Korean style "electric fan death".

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