What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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Well I had two weird dreams two nights in a row. This is rare so they both merit a mention.

Night before last
I believe there was some sort of 'pre-text' to the dream, which was that my boyfriend had suddenly not agreed to marry me. I was so distraught, so my mother said to me "Here, I met a nice boy in the grocery store..." As for the actual dream, the part I can remember is that my wedding is today, with this other random boy, and suddenly I am changing my mind & having a meltdown "NO NO NO NO I DON'T WANT TO" because for some reason this other boy, though he was nice enough at first, had turned into a gangster. He was also brown now for some reason. Not tanned, BROWN. And he and his gangster friends were making jokes on the stage. And suddenly we (my family and I) weren't at the place we were, the entire 'wedding' had been moved somehow to my old church, which is quite a big place. 500-600 people. And all of them were people I was acquainted with (and obviously did not want them there). Now, with all the delay, people are wondering where I was. So from the room-for-extra-seating where I was still freaking out to my dad, I could see my mother from the stage giving me the hand signal for "FIVE minutes." while telling the audience that there were some technical difficulties. Soon I stopped freaking out and just agreed to get it over with even though I barely knew the guy's name and I can't stand gangsters. The news of 'resolved technical difficulties' spread fast so I couldn't back out again, even though I noticed that I was apparently wearing these ugly and brightly coloured sweats... And then I woke up.

And one I just woke from
I was at some sort of family picnic, but it was a work picnic. All employees were supposed to bring their families. It felt like I was employed at a burger joint, even though I have never ever been. So we were eating these burgers from 'my workplace' and me and my 'two friends' (it just gets more ridiculous) were like "Hey look! Let's take the boat out!" It was an old rowboat. Not decayed or anything, but you could see it was very old. So we end up on open water, unable to see the little peninsula-picnic-area we just came from. And then suddenly we were on a small pirate ship? The 3 of us could definitely manage to crew it, but it was a pirate ship. It gets a bit hazy from here, but I remember that some how our male friend ended up on his own bigger ship and got separated from us, but he managed to make it back to the picnic before us. So anyway this other girl and I were left on the ocean, and we found our way back after dealing with some obstacles. Like who puts cement beams randomly in the ocean that you have to duck under? So we got back to the little peninsula and our families rushed over to hug us and ask if they were okay. I guess they were pretty worried themselves but not worried enough to tell the rest of the picnicers. Then I woke up.

Weird stuff, huh? If anyone wants a stab at dream analysis, go ahead. (I am curious anyway)

Im gonna end up posting a few of them simply because I have never noticed this topic before.

-----I have on quite a few occasion dreamt that I was a zombie. The latest version of this one had me simply trying to ignore the classic zombie runs at human to eat brains scenario. Instead I didn't do anything but they still wanted to kill me when all I was doing was trying to enjoy walking around in a mall. In the end I was forced to defend myself, resulting in a zombie apocalypse scenario. Didn't I also mention I was the worst type of zombie, a fast one?

-----I have dreamt that I was the gray goo in a gray goo scenario. The twist being that every sentient being I devoured I gained all the memories and whatnot of said being added to my own.

-----I was on stage doing a magic show when my rival appeared and pulled chuck norris out of a hat. I pulled out Mr. PoPo (the version from DBZ Abridged). They ended up fighting for a while, and if I remember correctly Mr. PoPo used Divide by zero, resulting in ripping a hole in space-time, in which cthulu crawled out of along with an army of midgets. I simply said WTF and woke up.

-----I had dreamt that I was a sentient penis grown sick and tired of the everyday life of being stuck in a pair of pants. I ended up driving my "host" crazy enough to get me removed. That was the end of that little dream

-----I had dreamt I was the whale falling from the sky in Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. I found out the ultimate question was [DATA CENSORED] before I hit the ground. (and yeah, It seems the internet automatically censored that :/ )

there are far too many more I remember to list. but the most common on is definately the zombie scenario.

I dreamed that I discovered an obscure writer. I don't remember what his name was supposed to be, but I do remember that he was an underground sci-fi writer from the fifties who killed himself. His works dealt with nuclear war, the communist/fascist dichotomy, and lots of lesbian sex. I tried to introduce him to all my friends, but they ignored me.

There was a lottery I entered, but the prize wasn't money - the prize was a one-hour TV spot in which you could tell the world what you thought about abortion. There was a cable channel called Abortion TV that broadcasted nothing but lottery winners discussing their views on the subject. I won, and instead of presenting the moderately pro-choice/undecided opinion I hold in real life, I did an interprative dance in which I put my arms through a ton of coat hangers and flailed around! It was insane! Predictably, half the audience liked it and half the audience hated it.

I was in Czechoslovakia (I have alot of travel dreams), at a cemetary and everything was in their language, but I understood it. There was also glass (like windows) all around the place.
I know it's not that weird but most of the time my dreams are too weird to explain!

sometimes i dream that i am asleep.
then when i wake up i see that dreams are just dreams.

[quote="Giftorcurse"]. One of them had us putting pants on a wild dog.[/quote/

LOL, that gives me a ridiculous mental picture

¤ ¤ ¤ I have lots, lots and lots of flying dreams and they are all precognitive dreams. I have lots, lots and lots of precognitive dreams in which I am not flying.

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¤ ¤ ¤ In 1983, I had a dream I was engulfed in a ball of fire while waiting to board a plane at Heathrow Airport.

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¤ ¤ ¤ When I was 12, 13, 14 and 15 years of age, I had a reoccurring dream that I was stabbed to death on some stairs leading to a door up around a cylindrical stone building with a conical roof. Who ever stabbed me opened the door and rats were crawling all over me.
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¤ ¤ ¤ But one I find most disturbing is a reoccurring dream about people leaving their grand pianos outside everywhere. It's weird like in that movie, "Empire Of The Sun", before they drop one of the atomic bombs, Jamie/Jim's in an arena with this English woman who is dying and the arena is full of all these beautiful pieces of furniture and cars. Anyway, grand pianos are all over the place out in the weather and it's very distressing to me, all I can think about is the sounding boards swelling, the keys sticking and getting them all moved inside.

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Does anyone know what that could possibly mean?

Speaking of flying dreams, I rarely have lucid dreams but once I did and thought "cool, I guess I'll try to fly" and then couldn't get off the ground.

like you are fearing a societal breakdown, discord overtaking harmony and this degradation will invade your inner sanctum. the black and white piano keys may represent the verities of your life and society, the old truths that are now in doubt, misgivings about everything you hold dear, increasing distrust of public officials and institutions. you are reacting to the breakdown of ethical values in society, and want very much to correct things, so that they can be more wholesome they way they seemed to be when you were much younger. all these grand [double meaning, indicating very nice things] pianos [harmonious beautiful things, beauty and harmony in life and society] are being left to rot, accelerated entropy having its way with everything you value in life. people fighting each other instead of loving each other, more and more hatred public and private. that was the best i could guess at.

please do tell more about your precognitive dreams. i have never been sufficiently gifted to be able to do anything like that.

This night I had a dream in which Al Capone's mother told me her son dated a woman who was discovered to pass urine all over his house He was amused with this particular behavior of her. When I asked her if it was because she had bladder control issues or if she did it just out of spite, she told me the latter option was correct.

Sometimes when I wake up and open my eyes my dream will continue for a few minutes and the people in my dreams will be standing next to my bed carrying on as they were when I was asleep. They look very real and I usually just watch them until they fade away.

Once as a child I woke up and looked at the window to see a man climbing in. He walked over to the bed (I was on the top bunk), held up a knife and looked at me. I was so scared I didn't make a sound, just looked back at him. Then he bent down and went onto the bottom bunk, but it made no sound so I thought it must have been a dream. I reached for the light and looked around but there was no trace of anyone. I didn't go back to sleep that night and for years and years after that would wake up right at the same time that dream had occurred.

Once I woke up and saw a white ghostly figure walking across my room. It was a hypnagogic hallucination but I didn't process that at the time. I just screamed bloody murder and ran out of the house.

I don't typically remember my dreams 5 minutes after waking up. I remember feelings, but no pictures or events.

I had a whole bunch of disturbing hypnogogic stuff last night for ages... Seems I didn't want to fall asleep or be awake.

The wierdest dream I ever had would probably get me hunted down and killed in a large part of the world. And the next wierdest would get me banned from W.P. so I'll keep them to myself.

Last night I dreamt that I saw The National (a band) in a really weird venue where you had to walk into this massive mansion and walk through the living area of the people who own it. So I was crawling through holes in their kitchen and stuff. Next thing, I'm sitting down way in the back, they start playing, then somehow they're already over, and I start hating myself for not paying enough attention. Then Matt, the singer, was sitting a little bit down the way from me. I walked over, touched the back of his head, shouted "I TOUCHED HIM!" and went home.