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16 Aug 2011, 9:06 am

My real name is Alphonsus J. Pilkington-Shagpile-Jones III and I am a rhinoceros.


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16 Aug 2011, 10:29 am

I was there to see the dinosaurs.


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16 Aug 2011, 10:33 am

^^ Psh. I have a Tyrannosaurus in my garden shed. 8)


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16 Aug 2011, 10:39 am

^ Well I doubt you could have fitted four of them in your cart like I did a few million years ago!


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16 Aug 2011, 10:45 am

I have suckers instead of feet.


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16 Aug 2011, 10:47 am

I am the 13th archduke of Boise.



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16 Aug 2011, 10:48 am

Life is actually a very advanced virtual reality game, I have got the game manual and a bunch of cheatcodes.



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16 Aug 2011, 10:55 am

I think Angelina Jolie is the best American actress alive (and she is my favorite actress, by the way - I've seen all her movies, including "Changeling", for which I think she deserved the Oscar).



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16 Aug 2011, 11:03 am

I'm going to be super productive today.



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16 Aug 2011, 11:13 am

My primary mode of transport is a silver carriage, pulled by twelve swans.


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16 Aug 2011, 11:16 am

Every WP member except you is in this room with me.


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16 Aug 2011, 11:19 am

I hate my girlfriend Megz


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16 Aug 2011, 11:20 am

Electrons are made from cardboard.


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16 Aug 2011, 11:24 am

I love McDonalds. It's my favorite restaurant. I specially love the Big Mac. It's my favorite meal EVER, and it's great for my skin and my overall health.



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16 Aug 2011, 11:27 am

Trees can fly - in fact, an Elm has just shot past my window and frightened a perching Privet bush.


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16 Aug 2011, 11:35 am

I am rooting for mainstream society.


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