The corrupted wish game

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granted.... but she winds up leaving you....

i wish i had more paper

OK, but you find out she's a man.

I wish I had a million posts.

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granted..... but he still doesn't reply

i wish i could sleep in tomorow

granted... but you will only sleep for five minutes.

I wish there were no war.

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Granted, but it's an obscure dialect, the license is valid only in Loving County, TX, and you will be convicted of witchcraft.

I wish I knew what to do with these fence posts.

granted... you sell them.... but no one wants to buy them.

i still wish i had more paper

Granted, but it's liquid paper.

I wish I had a choclate cake.

granted.... but you dropped it.

i wish i were not so tired

You are not tired, you're retired.

I wish that shark had not bitten my tongue off.

Done, but the shark still wants your phone number.

I wish that I could get the blood off of the back seat of my car.

The stomach acids in vomit will dislodge that blood.

I wish my brother hadn't been run over by the Soul Train.

Bad ratings will derail that Soul Train, but your brother will never walk again, unless it's the moonwalk.

I wish my mother had not caught me in bed with a (Insert farm animal)

Granted!! Instead she caught you in bed with Boy George

I wish werbert would quit talking to himself.