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02 Oct 2006, 11:54 pm
03 Oct 2006, 2:23 am
The Book of Regurgitation foretold of false prophets:
TheMachine1 wrote:
And on the first day Garlic said let there be light and there was a bright light. On day
15,232,333,233 x 365.25 ...
15,232,333,233 x 365.25 ...
If you divide 15,232,333,233 x 365.25 by 835,376,833.6 you get the number 666.
Spooky. 
03 Oct 2006, 2:38 am
BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
The Book of Regurgitation foretold of false prophets:
If you divide 15,232,333,233 x 365.25 by 835,376,833.6 you get the number 666. Spooky.
TheMachine1 wrote:
And on the first day Garlic said let there be light and there was a bright light. On day
15,232,333,233 x 365.25 ...
15,232,333,233 x 365.25 ...
If you divide 15,232,333,233 x 365.25 by 835,376,833.6 you get the number 666.
Spooky. Actually, the Book of Regurgitation talks about various emetics, such as antimony-laced wine, and the ol' stick-finger-down-throat.
It's the Bulemic Bible, I'm sorry to say....
It does talk about false prophets, but about those whose diet doctrine are supposed to be better. They have a Pantheon of devils like Atkins, and DeZone....
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03 Oct 2006, 5:27 pm
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
"Lord Garlic shall smite the unholy followers of werbert and his god, Mustard." Verse 1 of the Holy Book of Garlic.
"There is an Evil Lord named Kefka, and he is Dancing Mad." Verse 216 of the Unholy Book of Villians-Who-Failed. Don't make me turn to verse 217....
I already told you I didn't fail. I wanted to lose the first few times. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them. I want to surprise Cloud.
I'm not saying you're dumb, it's just a matter of overreaching yourself, controlling all those Jenova clones, absorbing Lifestream for that big moment....
I'd hate you to meet Randall Flagg. It's debatable who'd win, but you'd have a tough time beating someone of THAT caliber.
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03 Oct 2006, 5:39 pm
Quatermass wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
"Lord Garlic shall smite the unholy followers of werbert and his god, Mustard." Verse 1 of the Holy Book of Garlic.
"There is an Evil Lord named Kefka, and he is Dancing Mad." Verse 216 of the Unholy Book of Villians-Who-Failed. Don't make me turn to verse 217....
I already told you I didn't fail. I wanted to lose the first few times. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them. I want to surprise Cloud.
I'm not saying you're dumb, it's just a matter of overreaching yourself, controlling all those Jenova clones, absorbing Lifestream for that big moment....
I'd hate you to meet Randall Flagg. It's debatable who'd win, but you'd have a tough time beating someone of THAT caliber.
He was also Walter O'Dim wasn't he? Mordred Deschain pwnd Walter, and I could pwn Mordred, so I would also pwn him. Pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn.
03 Oct 2006, 6:18 pm
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
"Lord Garlic shall smite the unholy followers of werbert and his god, Mustard." Verse 1 of the Holy Book of Garlic.
"There is an Evil Lord named Kefka, and he is Dancing Mad." Verse 216 of the Unholy Book of Villians-Who-Failed. Don't make me turn to verse 217....
I already told you I didn't fail. I wanted to lose the first few times. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them. I want to surprise Cloud.
I'm not saying you're dumb, it's just a matter of overreaching yourself, controlling all those Jenova clones, absorbing Lifestream for that big moment....
I'd hate you to meet Randall Flagg. It's debatable who'd win, but you'd have a tough time beating someone of THAT caliber.
He was also Walter O'Dim wasn't he? Mordred Deschain pwnd Walter, and I could pwn Mordred, so I would also pwn him. Pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn pwn.
Flagg is himself immortal. If a nuclear explosion couldn't kill him off entirely (The Stand). do you think a little spider-kid could kill him off completely? He may just be waiting again....
And besides, you are a l33tspeaker. I hate l33tspeakers.
Besides, you know who can "pwn" (uurggh, got this horrid taste in my mouth) Sephiroth and Flagg?
Not the Doctor (though I am tempted)...
"Hello Dave?"
"Is that Daaavvve?"
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03 Oct 2006, 6:48 pm
03 Oct 2006, 6:52 pm
That reminds me of this, Al Jolson in The Jazz Singer:
03 Oct 2006, 7:04 pm
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03 Oct 2006, 7:37 pm
03 Oct 2006, 7:49 pm
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Touph Ring makes me resistant to rape.
He doesn't want to rape you, he just wants to make you his wife. What he does with you afterwards, I dunno, but he'll have your Touph Ring. He loves rings, of the jewellry kind. I'm surprised he hasn't nabbed Frodo yet...
He did.
He did?
Just a second....
(PHS ringing)
Hello, Papa Lazarou?
"Hello, Dave?"
I heard that you got some guy called Frodo Baggins?
"Yeah Dave, he's my wife now."
Papa Lazarou, I didn't say you could...
"Well, he's settled down with Simba, Pebble and Tik-Tik..."
Oh, your trio of dwarf assistants. Are they getting along well?
"Well, yes, but the other Dave that came with him keeps on going on about his precious."
Oh. That's Gollum.
"Oh, that's his name. Dave."
Yes, Gollum.
"Okay Dave."
Oh, and Papa Lazarou?
"Yes Dave?
I need you to release Frodo, and maybe Gollum. I'll buy some pegs.
"Okay, I've got some pegs belonging to you."
Yeah, sure. Just make sure. Oh, and here's the picture of your new target. Approach with caution. Oh, and he's got a ring.
"Oooh, he's my wife now!"
