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The ship crashes into a far off, deserted island. What do you do?

Begin searching for food	11%	[ 10 ]
Begin searching for food	11%	[ 10 ]
Seek shelter	9%	[ 8 ]
Seek shelter	9%	[ 8 ]
Explore the island and desert everyone	15%	[ 14 ]
Explore the island and desert everyone	15%	[ 14 ]
Pick out who looks the tastiest just in case worst comes to worst	5%	[ 5 ]
Pick out who looks the tastiest just in case worst comes to worst	5%	[ 5 ]
Have a mental breakdown	5%	[ 5 ]
Have a mental breakdown	5%	[ 5 ]
Work with the radio	4%	[ 4 ]
Work with the radio	4%	[ 4 ]

Total votes : 92

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14 Oct 2006, 10:33 pm

Ooh, Sarda BBQ...

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14 Oct 2006, 10:35 pm

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Ooh, Sarda BBQ...

It worked! He's dead! Now where did Fighter go?

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14 Oct 2006, 11:02 pm

Wait!

Oh yeah, Sarda wanted me to show you this trick!

(gathers energy)

Extremus viscus tractus!

Heh heh heh!

Tell me, how much fibre do you eat per day?
If you don't eat much, don't worry.

It's coming out now....

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14 Oct 2006, 11:06 pm

I only eat when I'm bored.

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15 Oct 2006, 12:00 am

Well, I just cast the "Extreme Bowel Movement" spell on you.

I just had a funny mental picture of Sephiroth running to a portaloo.... :twisted:

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15 Oct 2006, 12:13 am

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15 Oct 2006, 12:19 am

Well, he/she is the devil. He/she is MUSTARD INCARNATE!! !!

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15 Oct 2006, 1:57 am

Quatermass wrote:

Well, he/she is the devil. He/she is MUSTARD INCARNATE!! !!

She r0x0r3z

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15 Oct 2006, 1:25 pm

*eats garlic flavored marshmallow* *gulp* umm...yummy? *brushes teeth quickly*

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15 Oct 2006, 1:52 pm

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*eats garlic flavored marshmallow* *gulp* umm...yummy? *brushes teeth quickly*

Don't make me send my SOLDIERs to kill you again.

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15 Oct 2006, 1:58 pm

don't prosecute me for my good hygiene!

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22 Oct 2006, 9:12 pm

7 days later...jeeves the monkey has gone crazy and is now sacrificing small animals to the volcano. OWA has nearly blessed everything with garlic and werbert is fighting off the garlic with mustard in a rebellion. quartermass disappeared mysteriously and hasn't been found for 4 days. sighholdaccountlost built a giant wooden statue of captain kirk and bows to it everynight. cockneyrebel has made many drawings of routemasters on the island and is now somewhere...we can't find her either. krex is still in his cave reading now his 10th book. other people are doing many other random things...

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22 Oct 2006, 9:24 pm

tinky wrote:

werbert is fighting off the garlic with mustard in a rebellion.

What are you talking about? Why would he fight against Garlic? He converted to Chocolatism. He's an official member of the Church of Garlic now. He even turned in his nuclear weapons, which were all given back to him when Garlic joined the Conspiracy. And don't forget that Bob the Llama disappeared yesterday.

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22 Oct 2006, 9:26 pm

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tinky wrote:

werbert is fighting off the garlic with mustard in a rebellion.

hmm...must have been jeeves i saw with the mustard last night then...jeeves and bob the llama are forming some sort of cult.

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22 Oct 2006, 10:06 pm

tinky wrote:

7 days later...jeeves the monkey has gone crazy and is now sacrificing small animals to the volcano. OWA has nearly blessed everything with garlic and werbert is fighting off the garlic with mustard in a rebellion. quartermass disappeared mysteriously and hasn't been found for 4 days. sighholdaccountlost built a giant wooden statue of captain kirk and bows to it everynight. cockneyrebel has made many drawings routemasters on the island and is now somewhere...we can't find her either. krex is still in his cave reading now his 10th book. other people are doing many other random things...

Quatermass reappears. He is holding a banana...

Sorry, had to go insane there. Bananas are good!

To prove the point, he shoves it into Tinky's hand.

Don't drop it. Good source of potassium.... :wink:

Grabs a Milligan war memoir and starts reading and giggling. :lol:

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22 Oct 2006, 11:01 pm

Now I'm a Pearly Drag King, and I'm dancing on the top of me Bus.

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