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19 Nov 2006, 12:05 am

I'll bop you over the head with a toy Routemaster for that comment!



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19 Nov 2006, 12:08 am

I blow my nose at you and fart in your general direction, you son (daughter) of an English pig-dog


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19 Nov 2006, 12:13 am

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberrries!


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19 Nov 2006, 12:13 am

Bob the Llama smells like drinking



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19 Nov 2006, 12:14 am

en una isla has been married five times. There were two survivors.


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19 Nov 2006, 12:14 am

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
I blow my nose at you and fart in your general direction, you son (daughter) of an English pig-dog


Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person.


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19 Nov 2006, 12:18 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
I'll bop you over the head with a toy Routemaster for that comment!

Everytime a Routemaster conks out: a hog-faced angel gets his wings. :P

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Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person.

Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell.



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19 Nov 2006, 12:19 am

You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!


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19 Nov 2006, 12:19 am

OWA is a son of a motherless goat.


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19 Nov 2006, 12:21 am

Brave Sir Werbert ran away.
He bravely ran away away.


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19 Nov 2006, 12:22 am

werbert wrote:
Enigmatic is a son of a motherless goat.


This is what your dad did to your mom.



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19 Nov 2006, 12:23 am

Bravely bold Kahazidhea rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Kahazidhea. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Kahazidhea. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Kahazidhea. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his...


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19 Nov 2006, 12:26 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Bravely bold Kahazidhea rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Kahazidhea. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Kahazidhea. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Kahazidhea. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his...


You know that you wanna be in that bunny rabbit's shoes.



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19 Nov 2006, 12:26 am

You are truly a mackeral among hayfever sufferers.



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19 Nov 2006, 2:27 am

You're so dense you have an event horizon.


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19 Nov 2006, 2:29 am

You look so bad people turn to stone when they see you.


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