thread of total insanity

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hm, we've got a rather motivated person here ...
and what's the proposition exactely if i may be so curious to ask?

and where did you plan your action?
oh, my god, a UK'er, dangerously close...
wouldn't you be interested to play your little hell-games just a little further away please,
let's say more to the ocean's side ?

i hope he has lost some power over the ages
but i'm not so sure about that

how could we calm down this god, anyone a suggestion?

sing song
sing song
turtle turtle
ding dong
sing song
sing song
turtle turtle
ding dong

My hovercraft is full of eels! Look ma, I can use a carrot like a baseball bat!

WAGrearh64wshyg45esz6t4sub98pA-VC08sc9c67SG80sv 757cx9S5XC!?! !!"! !>!"!1/!?!>:!"?! !?!

The Earth will burn... Hmmm which village should I raze today?

You didn't really think we'd let you get away with eating all those ham sandwiches. Don't mess around with swine
Aristocrats. Fiddle-dee dee. HE'S BEEN TAKEN BY PIGS!! !! *gasp* Swine Aristocrats rock! I LOVE BEING ROAD ROVER! Cars turn into boats, planes turn into subs. Beat that, bad guys! Turtles fly to Mexico, now they rap with Fernando! Yeah! Si, I'm Fernando! I'm Fernando, too! I say si! I say no! Si, no! No, si. Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimme! Nugget! Nugget! I hear lie lie lie lie lie lie lie! I want truth! I want truth!

i tell ya, i didn't do ert! it was all the monkey's idea! *pan to monkey* ooh? eeh? *drops banana* he's on the run! hurry chase him!...*moooo* why is the entire the police force a bunch of cows!? ahhhrghhh! *runs to nearest vehicle* you're not getting away with this, you stupid primate! *pushes werbert out of car and gets in pope mobile* now, what was he doing with this?...right, monkey! *turns on mobile* wait...i can't drive!...well, not very well...i'll help yer! *chuck norris appears in front of car* what the? *world explodes*

CockneyRebel,

Puffy is 9
Peter, Paul and Prince are 8
The Ferals are 6

*Sings*
Kickin a hole in the moment
Everyones watching
Some other told me
Nobody has ever been lonely
Over and over
Over and over
SUNSHINE JIVE!
Didnt know if I got the lyrics exact but who cares? That song ROCKS!! !!

Paranoid

Ilook out and see the trenchcoatman
in his beret and white shirt
i know he has a ryvolver
five hollopoints with my name on it

the moon waches me aliens with there radioactive snoperscopes
it follows me around

i eat bland food spices hide the
bitter tatste of almond cyanide

i used to wach the bob newhart show
larry and daryl and daryl and daryl and daryl and daryl and daryl and and his other brother jim
but the rays trid too enter my mind so i didnt

my cloths and my home and my neabores wer full of bugs and spies
so i burnd them

the black helecopters search for me but they cant find me i sleep in a a bed of tin foil

i had my brain sectoned off i dont now my name but they dont eather
i dont they dont i dont they dont i dont they dont i dont they dont i dont they dont

It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!

Do you want me to stop, now?

We are all equal in the eyes of napalm, but some are more equal than others.

APRIL DAY! APRIL DAY! We're going down! Don't you mean Mayday? May, June, July. WHO CARES? We're in deep doggie donuts!

I will kill the time child and eat his carcass on my tummy!! !

Must....Have....Wii