22 Jan 2007, 4:12 pm
This would be the symbol/representation of my religion...
And this would be the messiah....
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24 Jan 2007, 5:37 pm
Abdicate.
No, actually, I'd set up a bunch of pointless rules that no one can keep, then curse humanity for being the way I made them, then impregnate an innocent young girl with my son so that I can horribly torture and kill him for no particular reason except that that's how I decided to set it up, then bring him back to life and say that everyone who doesn't believe it is going to Hell, even people in the future who weren't there, even though I didn't provide any convincing proof that it ever happened. Oh yeah, and I'd be sure to tell everyone I'm perfect and infallible and that I should be mindlessly obeyed no matter how crazy my instructions are. And I'd tell my followers that all you other gods are just a bunch of fakers who don't even exist but are nevertheless evil and demonic. Yep, sounds good. Oh, wait, I think it's been done already. Damn!
24 Jan 2007, 6:24 pm
No, actually, I'd set up a bunch of pointless rules that no one can keep, then curse humanity for being the way I made them, then impregnate an innocent young girl with my son so that I can horribly torture and kill him for no particular reason except that that's how I decided to set it up, then bring him back to life and say that everyone who doesn't believe it is going to Hell, even people in the future who weren't there, even though I didn't provide any convincing proof that it ever happened. Oh yeah, and I'd be sure to tell everyone I'm perfect and infallible and that I should be mindlessly obeyed no matter how crazy my instructions are. And I'd tell my followers that all you other gods are just a bunch of fakers who don't even exist but are nevertheless evil and demonic. Yep, sounds good. Oh, wait, I think it's been done already. Damn!
You have too much time on your hands.
24 Jan 2007, 6:37 pm
Um, okay... and why is that?
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11 Aug 2010, 10:54 am
- I would make the world work in such a way that a pregnancy would be something that just happens to you out of a sudden 
- you wake up one day and voila! - you are expecting a baby It's the same as you can wake up with a cold or a tooth ache - you could be as young as 5 or as old as 80, a male or a virgin - you would discover one day that a fetus is growing in you
- I would condemn evil people and those who blindly followed their religions not questioning them to eternal swimming lessons in the lake of fire
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11 Aug 2010, 11:34 am
- you wake up one day and voila! - you are expecting a baby It's the same as you can wake up with a cold or a tooth ache - you could be as young as 5 or as old as 80, a male or a virgin - you would discover one day that a fetus is growing in you This is how Mary was impregnated.
11 Aug 2010, 11:57 am
