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30 Oct 2016, 7:55 pm

I don't want to see no poo poos in little green underpants.


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30 Oct 2016, 8:09 pm

"a genius is a guy like norman Einstein." [joe theisman]



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30 Oct 2016, 11:45 pm

Why can't a person and a dog make babies together?


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30 Oct 2016, 11:54 pm

why has nobody invented rose-scented beano?



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31 Oct 2016, 6:17 am

Asperger's is just like autism except it's called Asperger's instead



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31 Oct 2016, 6:25 am

why has nobody invented an automatic toilet plunger?



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31 Oct 2016, 9:02 pm

Can you quadruple the size of your hard drive by microwaving it?



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31 Oct 2016, 10:02 pm

what happens if you burp and fart at the same time?



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02 Nov 2016, 12:47 pm

Do pineapples dream?


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02 Nov 2016, 2:29 pm

do pineapples ever get gas?



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02 Nov 2016, 3:08 pm

" If you don't die, you win! "


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02 Nov 2016, 3:24 pm

what's brad nail's middle name?



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02 Nov 2016, 8:47 pm

What do you mean it's not a good idea to cut your hair using a lawnmower?



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02 Nov 2016, 9:07 pm

why didn't god make it possible to bass-whistle?



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03 Nov 2016, 5:14 am

Is it better or worse to be an incomplete idiot?



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03 Nov 2016, 5:25 am

air would be better if it had a color..