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Another good one is that "fanny" means "vagina" here not "bum". Sometimes it comes up in American shows like Skinner's mum in one episode of The Simpsons saying something along the lines of "I've been sitting here so long my fanny is all red and swollen"
Also we have a bumbag here not a fannypack and since I wear them round the front I think the American name makes more sense

Yup. And that’s even funnier if you’re queer – it’s a slang term especially among gay men for casual hookups / beats / the act of doing that. You’re “going out to bum a fag,” means you’re going hunting for a one night stand, usually involving grindr or scruff, to bang some dude you’ll never see again and never knew his name to begin with. If you said that in some very gay male circles, he’d think you were propositioning him!
And-

Not necessarily. A lot of LGBT people “reclaim” that one. I know I use it for my everywhere sense of sexuality sometimes, and also a lot of gay men often refer to themselves as “fags,” “poofters,” etc. It’s kind of an in-your-face attitude – “you want to sling off at me for being a fag? You think that’s insulting? It’s not! I’m proud to be a fag!”
A lot of “bad” words like that have been re-interpreted to a degree, as noted, language changes. For example I use “tranny,” I’ll refer to myself as a tranny. Some people smile, but others look at me like I’ve just spat on them. Pick your crowd I guess.

Yah, and it can also mean too tired - “You coming out tonight?”
“Nah man I’m stuffed.”

The most bizarre thing happened to me I think in San Francisco, where some woman actually told me my accent was “sexy.”

I know I do, whichever country I’m in. Speech issues give me this weird, nowhereland accent and everyone thinks I’m from somewhere else.
As to spellings, I like the American versions of many things just for phonetics – if you actually said “realise,” as in the British spelling, you’d be pronouncing it “real – ice.”
No one says that. It’s a z sound – hence the American spelling “realize” is more phonetically correct .

They call cigarettes fags

Who are "they"?

The only word when reading American written books that does my brain in is 'normalcy'

I remember my first introduction to the American use of the word fanny. A friend was telling me that if the baby had wind just pat her on the fanny - "I nearly dropped my bacon sandwich" ( which I think originated in the UK , it's an expression that means being gob smacked , having your jaw drop , shocked etc )

People saying, can you drive a stick?
Drive a stick?
A broomsick, perhaps?
Drive a stick into a hole?


Oh, you mean a manual transmission?
Yes, I can drive a manual.

They are group of individuals known as crab people, they operate several imperial star destroyers with tinted windows. They f**k s**t up but only when they feel like it and when they aren't high which is infrequently. If they don't feel like it, they normally make pop corn while in low orbit of any given observed comedy. If they feel threatened, they obliterate s**t with ease normally never letting go of the popcorn they made earlier, before proceeding to smoke more marijuana. The best thing you can do if you come across they is start laughing insanely because they love lulz, their addicted to it. If your really unlucky, they will get you indicted by Darth Vader. Where you must proceed to continuously blow you foot off with an AR15 in front of a jury, they will usually be eating popcorn during this too. If your lucky you'll see a star destroyer and get schizophrenia afterwards, at this point, its probably best to have schizophrenia because they might come back, with additional star destroyers. They also REALLY don't like to be identified as the Imperial legion, it makes them feel unsafe for some reason or another, even if you absolutely would have no problem if they said they were the Imperial legion. If you identify one, they will venomously deny it and then everyone in the room gets schizophrenia if they don't just kill everyone at that point. They are also quite skilled it keeping people alive, with medical knowledge that seemed to surpass that of most doctors but will still integrate you even when you are busy dying though at this point they will go ahead and tell you they work for Darth Vader cause they will assume you won't remember it. They also do not like to be told how to do their job and will bite your head off if you tell them regardless of if you are dying of an overdose or not.

That is who they are, I saw a group of star destroyers and I shat bricks but they decided I had schizophrenia so I was in luck.

Biscuitman, Berkshire is called a 'State', in American terms, it's a 'County', in English terms. Surely your deskjob pays you to know these things?





Tell me, do they have American Girls in Paris too? maybe they'd make jokes about the Eiffel Tower and its 'Long Island' protocol.

But States have Counties in them ?

I'm afraid not because in England, States are in fact Counties. That's probably why we call ourselves Little Britain.

Yorkshire is even more awesome than just British English.

tin tin tin = it isn't in the tin

I don't get this??


That's hilarious!

Don't be afraid , I hadn't heard that expression till the comedy sketch show , Good morrow

I was actually posting from my app last night, so it may have come out funnier than intended but it does beg the question why most Americans prefer to think of us as a small island (or incorrectly a state), when the North and South Pacific Oceans herald less breath taking views over their 'Pearl Harbours' than anywhere else.

We've got the Jewel in The Crown and Britania rules the waves and openly defies E.U legislation. Its not like Spain trying to reclaim Catalonia against a ruling democracy, we don't have invented opposition we have allies and links to businesses all over the world, the only creature not laughing now is the shadow chancellor and enemy oppressors.
Within a county is a City or Town and within towns you get villages. We could possibly have a Pride of Britiain award for every person who is dedicated to preserving the home team in their county and their offspring or siblings, could have a chance to compete for land rights in an egg and spoon race. We all know where hens like to lay their eggs but nobody likes to count all their chicks in one go.
Secure nationalisation means no more ruinous add ons to all the useless excerpts printed in post midnight haste.

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Stoppit you nutter